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Today is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday:
Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last
nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't give a damn about? Do
you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you?
Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much butt, you can look in their
mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is
SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it?
Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially
announce tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY! Here are the rules
you must follow:
* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same
day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns
slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a
stapler or a hole-puncher.
* CURSING IS MANDATORY! After you have slapped the recipient, your
"assault" must be followed with something like "cause I'm sick of your
stupid-a$$ always messing up stuff!"
* If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the
irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE!
Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the
living day lights out of and get to slapping.....and have a great day
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One small problem that I have with Heller being involved is that while he and his daughter were held captive, he tried to commit suicide to prevent his "trial" by the terrorists from happening. if there is not trial and execution, then is kind of messes up the terrorists plans.
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A couple of other things:
1. How do the terrorists know that Air Force 1 is flying over California?
2. Why is AF1 flying over an area that is the center of terrorist activity?
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The level of detail included in each episode is staggering, and it is a testiment to the maniacal nature of us LOST fans that we will continue to post day after day with each little bit of info we can extract from each episode.
it is also not very predicatable, unlike most television shows.
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True, I don't really know the history they are following. I guess I just expect more creativity from the writers.
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I have tried to watch the Battlestar Galactica show, but I have a hard time getting past the fact that this is supposed to be about and alien society, but it mirrors American culture so much that it is distracting to me.
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I know this is a pretty dead thread, but
I called this one before the end of tonight's show: Marwan is going to try and take down Air Force One. Which brings up a problem I have had with the show for the entirety of the season. Why has the president been in the air for 12 fugging hours? Slightly ridiculous, to say the least. And a big waste of jet fuel.
I would think the President would be safe in some place like NORAD.
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http://www.nfl.com/news/story/8294013
I'm telling you...we'll be playing a "home" game in Toronto within the next few years. I HATE this idea. Preseason games are one thing, but regular season games should NOT be moved around.
The "home" team has to recieve some type of compensation form the league, beacuse the home field advantage can be an extremely large factor in a game.
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Just heard on ESPN Radio Sportscenter that the NFL is expecting to announce a regular season game outside of the United States as soon as the 2005 season. It is expected to be in Mexico City, not Toronto. So I guess that the Bills won't be a part of this, thank God.
Sorry if this was posted before.
I saw a report on ABC news earlier this week on the NSACAR Race held in Mexico this past weekend and wondered if the NFL would try to do the same thing. In the past they have held pre-season games in Mexico City.
My guess is that one of the teams might be the Cowboys.
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Done about 4 weeks ago, had my refund in about two weeks. I used freetaxusa.com .
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At least I'll be honest and up front with you all:
I'll start chanting it before preseason is over if Holcomb is clearly outshining JP in camp.
It's all about winning. And if Holcomb is doing some special things at QB, there's no point in wasting the other 52 players' time and the fans' time and Ralph's time.
Five straight seasons without a playoff appearance. If Holcomb gives us a better chance at breaking that streak in 2005, then I'm all for Holcomb.
Hey, if the team is winning, Sam Adams could QB the team for all I care.
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I skipped it, I don't really care too much for reality TV. I have also been greatly annoyed by the tag line in the commercial claiming it is the next great "human drama". As opposed to what? Are there a lot of animal drama's I am not aware of or is there a network that is producing some inhuman drama's.
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We usually plant some Green Peppers, Cucumbers, Tomatoes, Lettuce, and Squash.
Each year we also end up with some potatos that have grown from the peelings that had thrown in the garden for composting.
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There is plenty of blame to go around. The o-line did play badly, giving up sacks back to back holding penalties and the 4th & 1 goal line play. Drew had a bad day, some of the passes were off and he did not throw the ball away when he should have. And what about Special Teams, there were a couple of costly penalties with that unit.
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My friends 2003 Mini Cooper. Really fun drive although I don't think I could drive it every day.
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I've decided to upgrade the RAM on two of my computers, have indentified what type, etc...now I need advice on where to purchase...anybody out there have info on the good and bad online sites to purchase from?
oh yeah and any opinions on brands would also be appreciated...I've heard good things about Kingston...
I have been considering upgrading the memory on my computer, how do I determine what type I need?
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Having a bye in week 3 seems to be really advantageous for us this year. With all the injuries and banged up players, having that week off will give us a little more breathing room and time to heal up our players. My only hope is that we don't experience anymore injuries from now til then...
I was thinking the same thing. Plus it is also convenient that it falls on the weekend of my wedding anniversary.
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Today is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-work
in The Stadium Wall Archives
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The smart ones learn not to engage those individuals in conversation at all costs. Keep all responses to one word minimums to avoid any chance of extending communication longer than necessary.
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