Two Bills Drive

‘When the Buffalo Bills’ special teams unraveled in last season’s playoff game, low-lighted by the ‘Music City Miracle’ kickoff return that turned victory into defeat, there had to be a scapegoat. Sure enough, shortly afterward, DeHaven became the ex-Bills special teams coach. And when his replacement, Ronnie Jones, was hired, head coach Wade Phillips made it clear that he would be ‘more involved’ in that aspect of the game. Thank goodness. Imagine how badly the Bills would have lost on Sunday afternoon had he not had a hand in the not-so-special teams.’

‘Maybe it shouldn’t have been, but it was an easy victory for the New York Jets over the Buffalo Bills on Sunday at Giants Stadium in East Rutherford, N.J. That’s because the Bills made it easy. "We shot ourselves in the foot too many times," Bills safety Keion Carpenter said.’

‘As the Bills players looked around the locker room afterward, they were forced to admit one thing: We have found the enemy, and the enemy is us.’

‘Nobody has to tell Ronnie Jones what’s coming this week. He knows. The Buffalo Bills’ rookie special teams coach expects to be the target of criticism from the media and fans after his unit contributed greatly to the team’s 27-14 loss to the New York Jets on Sunday. However, Jones claims he won’t see or hear any of it. "No offense, but I don’t read newspapers, which is probably a good thing this week," he said outside the Bills’ locker room. "I don’t listen to talk shows. I’m not a total idiot, so I know when we didn’t do well." Saying the Bills didn’t do well on special teams is putting it mildly. The kickoff coverage, ranked 29th in the NFL before Sunday, has been lousy since the preseason and it does not appear to be improving.’

‘Before the Bills went to training camp, coach Wade Phillips said he intended "to become involved in the special teams." Wade wouldn’t want to have his fingerprints discovered on this game.’

‘A bad day for the Buffalo Bills was made even worse as tight end Jay Riemersma and linebackers Corey Moore and John Holecek left Giants Stadium with potentially serious injuries.’

‘Big Picture: The Bills are out of first place in the AFC East, out of the undefeated ranks and, for 13 days, out of chances to redeem themselves for a shoddy performance in the Jersey Meadowlands.’

‘It was as if the Jets’ determined grab for their first 3-0 start in 34 years took on human form. There was cornerback Marcus Coleman, streaking out of the slot on the last play of the first half and out-leaping five Buffalo Bills defensive players to pull down Vinny Testaverde’s 45-yard heave. It was a Keyshawn Johnson-type catch made by a fifth-year cornerback who now counts as many touchdown catches this season as the team’s former receiving star. Though the Jets would get two John Hall field goals in the second half, it was Coleman’s game-turning touchdown that lifted the Jets to their feel-good, 27-14 victory yesterday.’

‘Last year, Kevin Williams was lying in a hospital bed. He wasn’t wondering if he was going to play football again. He was worried that he was going to die.’

‘The last time the Jets were 3-0, Star Trek was a hot new show on television and William Shatner was a slim young star with a full head of hair.’

‘"Well, obviously it was a disastrous game for us," coach Wade Phillips understated. "I don’t think I’ve been in a game where we’ve made quite that many mistakes." Good thing, because Phillips’ insides would be devoured by ulcers.’

‘Despite having seven men in the secondary, including three surrounding Coleman in the end zone, the Bills somehow allowed Coleman to catch the ball which provided the Jets a 21-14 lead at the intermission.’

‘Riemersma, who was off to a hot start, suffered what could be a long-term injury to his left knee early in yesterday’s 27-14 loss to the New York Jets. He will have an MRI today and his status will be updated.’

‘Buffalo Bills special teams coach Ronnie Jones says he doesn’t read the newspapers or listen to the call-in shows. Smart man, that Mr. Jones. Because today’s nationwide analysis of his work during his brief time in Western New York would leave him wishing he got into a safer, less visible line of work. Like mortician. Wait. He’s already working with a bunch of stiffs. After yesterday’s 27-14 loss to the New York Jets, though, I’ve got a real good hunch Bruce DeHaven will be reading and listening. And gloating. It’s only right.’

‘No shows…Bills special teams: Horrendous. Pathetic. Pitiful. Pick a word and it fits for this group. There isn’t enough space in this newspaper to chronicle the foul-ups the Bills had in the kicking game, so if you didn’t see the game, take our word for it. Bad coverage, turnovers, penalties, a blocked field goal, forgetting to go on the field, it all happened. And amazingly, this came against the Jets, a team that also has been terrible on special teams this season.’