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The 2009 Draft's Best Names


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Round 1-Could have gone with Hakeem Nicks or Peria Jerry, but chose Knowshon Moreno.

Round 2-Rey Maualuga. as in his tackle made him cough up a maualuga. Runnerup: Fili Moala.

Round 3-Ramses Barden...Kraig Urbik is 2nd--you just know he's an O-Line Guy.

Round 4-Slade Norris. I'd hire him for a porn film if he gets cut. Not that I'm into that.

Round 5-Javon Ringer beats out John Nalbone and Fenuki Tupou. Ringer = good RB if he doesn't step in the tupou.

Round 6-Bear Pascoe and Stryker Sulak in an unprecedented tie.

Round 7-Fui Vakapuna and Captain Munnerlyn were in it, but Moises Fukou will get some fan thrown out of somewhere. Perhaps one side of the stadium will start a chant: "Moises!" and the other side will respond, "Fukou!"

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Round 1-Could have gone with Hakeem Nicks or Peria Jerry, but chose Knowshon Moreno.

Round 2-Rey Maualuga. as in his tackle made him cough up a maualuga. Runnerup: Fili Moala.

Round 3-Ramses Barden...Kraig Urbik is 2nd--you just know he's an O-Line Guy.

Round 4-Slade Norris. I'd hire him for a porn film if he gets cut. Not that I'm into that.

Round 5-Javon Ringer beats out John Nalbone and Fenuki Tupou. Ringer = good RB if he doesn't step in the tupou.

Round 6-Bear Pascoe and Stryker Sulak in an unprecedented tie.

Round 7-Fui Vakapuna and Captain Munnerlyn were in it, but Moises Fukou will get some fan thrown out of somewhere. Perhaps one side of the stadium will start a chant: "Moises!" and the other side will respond, "Fukou!"

 

love it.. fukou

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I wanted the Bills to draft the South Carolina cornerback Captain Munnerlyn. It would have been great having another CB on the roster, especially a guy named Captain.

 

Could you imagine if he was our nickel back? He could run onto the field on passing downs wearing a mask and a big flowing cape! The PA announcer could say "Now entering the game for the Bills...Captain Munnerlyn!" The Ralph would go crazy.

 

Unfortunately my dream died when Carolina drafted him in the 7th round.

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Round 7-Fui Vakapuna and Captain Munnerlyn were in it, but Moises Fukou will get some fan thrown out of somewhere. Perhaps one side of the stadium will start a chant: "Moises!" and the other side will respond, "Fukou!"

As for Fui Vakapuna, his name sounds like an old polynesian curse or something a spoiled Samoan brat would say when he didn't get his way.

 

Moises Fukou reminds me of the episode when friends and family of Randall Gay wanted to buy his jersey but NFL Properties refused to sell his jersey because it would say "Gay" on the back. Be interesting to see (provided he makes the team) how many people will want a custom jersey with "Fukou" on the back.

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I wanted the Bills to draft the South Carolina cornerback Captain Munnerlyn. It would have been great having another CB on the roster, especially a guy named Captain.

 

Could you imagine if he was our nickel back? He could run onto the field on passing downs wearing a mask and a big flowing cape! The PA announcer could say "Now entering the game for the Bills...Captain Munnerlyn!" The Ralph would go crazy.

 

Unfortunately my dream died when Carolina drafted him in the 7th round.

 

Combined with Lydell Sergeant, we would have had a militant secondary!

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