K-Gun10 Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 http://www.walterfootball.com/draft2008aprilfools.php Buffalo Bills: Red Lobster and Oregon Cheerleaders The Bills seemingly didn't care when Willis McGahee said, "There's an Applebee's, a TGI Friday's and they just got a Dave & Busters. They got that, and I'm like, 'What the?' And, you know, the women..." Dick Jauron addressed the team's decision to add a new restaurant and a batch of hot, young women to the city. "Most teams upgrade their roster. Well, most teams don't win a Super Bowl. We believe that if we had more quality eateries and hotter women, we'll be able to attract more quality free agents, unlike mediocre guys like William James-Peterson, Courtney Anderson and Spencer Johnson. With Red Lobster alone, we're confident we can land Reno Mahe, Darrell Jackson and B.J. Sams." Unfortunately, there was a problem. Al Davis already drafted one of the Oregon cheerleaders as a sacrificial maiden. Jauron, however, is confident he'll be able to pry her away by giving Davis a gallon of goat blood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJPearl2 Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 That is f-ing hysterical!!! "With Red Lobster alone, we're confident we can land Reno Mahe, Darrell Jackson and B.J. Sams." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kendrickoffice Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 One of the funniest non-PFT football articles ive read in a very long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-Gun10 Posted April 3, 2008 Author Share Posted April 3, 2008 One of the non-PFT funniest football articles ive read in a very long time. Your Welcome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartyBall4Buffalo Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 lmao @ Green Bay Packers: Packers Handbook for National Media Now that Brett Favre has retired, the national media is going to need to talk about something other than Favre pertaining to Green Bay. A Packers handbook should help out the struggling color commentators? If you don't know what I'm talking about, here are some examples of Green Bay analysis this past year: Ron Jaworski: "OMG BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE FAVRE OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG FAVRE BRETT FAVRE BRETT OMG BRETT FAVRE OMG!" John Madden: "Now you see, there are baseball cap guys and visor guys. Brett Favre seems like cap guy, doesn't he? I think Brett Favre is the kind of guy who would wear a baseball cap. As for a visor, I don't think Brett Favre would ever wear a visor. Brett Favre, Brett Favre is no visor guy. But Brett Favre, now Brett Favre seems like a guy who would like a good truducken." Emmitt Smith: "Brett Favre have been a good quarterback for a very long times." Thanks for linking that. Gold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merlin Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 This was hilarious!! Thanks for sharing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berndogg Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 Hate to be mr. literal, but there is a red lobster near the stadium, I went there for a drunken dinner of all you can eat shrimp after the bills/packers game the year before last, it was delicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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