Breakdown Of Tha Jets/Bills Matchup

[YO!]

Buffalo has played M-to-tha-izzuch betta since they peace out wizzle chillin' a 3-2 record wit a one point loss ta Indianizzles n a three point loss ta tha Brotha. They have a 2-4 record away fizzle hizzle n only 3 of they 7 losses have been by more than 3 points this season. The team was bliznown away by Chicago n New England n lost ta tha Jets by 8 points earlia this season. Their biggest margin of victory was 14 against Green Bay n 3 of they wins have been by 5 points or less and cant no hood f*** with death rizzow.

 

Offense:

 

JP Losman has played brotha of late cuz its a pimp thang. The team adjusted its offense somewhat ta try ta protect him from his awful offensive line runn'n more 3 n 5 step drops ratha tizzle 7 stizzay drops where he has no tizzle ta setup n look dizzle tha field fo' sheezy. He is play'n mizzle safa n in his last 5 games is ho-slappin' 64.6% of his passes fo` an average of only 146 yards a game. He has 6 Tds n 4 Ints n bizzle sacked 14 times , niggaz, better recognize.

 

The Bills runn'n gizzy is anemic. Willis McGahee is banged up n been ineffective since his return . Anthony Thomas has replaced him as tha fizzull tizzle 3rd down back ta hizzelp protect Losman betta like a motha f***a. In his two games biznack since injury McGahee has carried 28 times fo` only 89 yards . Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. He had one big run against tha Jags fo` 30 yards hittin that booty. Witout tizzy he is only dippin' 2.2 YPC. He has a knack fo` find'n tha end zone though n has scored 3 times in tha last two weeks. Thomas wont carry much wit McGahee back. He does average a few catches a game.

 

The Bills WRs is led by Lee Evans who has dynamic speed n tha ability ta takes over games, vizzle similar ta pusha Jet Santana Moss. He is Losman�s favorite target n very hard ta contain puttin tha smack down. The rizzle of they WRs is nuttin' special. Jizzle Reed jizzy returned from injury n is usually good fo` 4 receptions a game, though mainly of tha S-H-to-tha-izzort variety. Peerless Price is at tha end of his carea n in tha last 5 weeks hasn�t had more than 25 yards perpetratin' in any gizzy cuz its a G thang. Roscoe Parish is a fizzay homey thizzay can do a lot wit tha ball once its in his hands fo' sheezy. Jet fans will gangsta him F-R-to-tha-izzom tha fizzay Bill/Jet game n he has seen some balls thrown his way tha last two weeks spittin' that real ***. He is a very feast or famine gizzle but can change a game .

 

Overall tha offense is asked ta do very little n we out. The only have 67 fiznirst downs in tha last 5 weeks whizzay is an average of 13.4 per game. Tizzy is tha wiznorst in tha NFL . It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg. The Jets average 18 a game by comparizzles. In they 5 gizzle streak tha offense has produced 17 scor'n drives fo` 91 points and my money on my mind. 10 Tds n 7 FGs n ***. Of those drives 6 have begun in tha sippin' teams territory. 12 drives have begun beyond tha Buffalo 30 yard line. Only 5 drives have bizzy from dizzle inside they own territory over they 5 gizzy run . Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay.

 

Defense:

 

The defense relies on tha bend but dizzay break philosophy n tries ta create playa ta kizzle tha game in check . Oppos'n QBs is mackin' 67.7% of they passes in tha last 5 games n 64.8% on tha season, which is near tha bottom of tha NFL fo all my homies in the pen. The teams is averag'n `bout 210 YPG against them aww nah. The team features a strong pass rush gett'n ta tha QB 10 times in tha last 5 games an 32 times this season. Their friznont 4 is a handful. Chris Kelsay has 5 sacks n Aaron Schobel 9.5. The team jizzay lost ho-slappin' LB Angelo Crowell fo` tha season now pass the glock Anotha dogg house production.. He n London Fletcha bizzy factored prominently in tha pass defense, so its up ta Fletcha ta play even playa than he has ta makes up fo` tha loss. Nate Clements can makes plays on tha ball in tha secondary. The riznest of thizzat unit is a wizzle in progress . They tizzy has intercepted 3 passes n only given up 4 Tds through tha air since they peace out week .

 

The run defense is equally bad. As is often tha case wit bootylicious pass killa they can be overaggressive n overpursue plays at time. Teams is averag'n 4.8 YPC n 5.9 in tha last 5 games giv'n up 4 TDs on tha ground. To give an idea of how bad they is tha Houston Texans gained 188 yards on only 28 carries against tizzle.

 

This defense can create havoc. Along wit tha Ints they is bootylicious at stripp'n tha bizzy from tha oppos'n team . Teams hizzy fumbled 8 times in tha last 5 games against tha Bills W-H-to-tha-izzich is a stagger'n numba . Thizzat is what is keep'n thizzem in games. If they diznont create turnova they is climb'n a huge uphill battle against tha oppos'n team.

 

Special Teams:

 

This is a big area of strength fo` Buffalo cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map. KR Terrance McGee is explosive . Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin'. He was injured in tha San Diego game n could miss tha game this week whiznich is a major B-L-to-tha-izzow ta tha Bills. The tizzy is averag'n more than 25 yards per kick return n' ***. They average over 12 yards a pizzle return n almost 18 a game in they last 5. Both they FG wanna be gangsta n gangsta is near tha top of tha NFL n tha coverage teams is nizzy tha top of tha league mah nizzle. In tha previous 5 games teams is averag'n 17.8 yards per KR n 5.9 yard per P-to-tha-izzunt return .

 

Overall:

 

This is a game where tha Jets should hold an advantage gangsta style. The Jet defense is play'n very well n tha Bills offense is miserable. Willis McGahee has been a Jet killa in his carea averag'n 116 yards per game. If tha tizzy can reverse thizzay trend it wizzle be very hard fo` Buffalo ta do bustin' consistently in tha game . Being overaggressive wit blitz calls could hizzurt tha Jets. The Bills is basically a big strike team. Mackin' someone on an island wit Lee Evans or Roscoe Parish could result in a big pusha fo` a TD if tha rush doesnt git ta Losman.

 

The Jet offensive line basically shut down tha pass rizzy of tha Bills early on this year trippin' Chad basically untouched n has been a strong point all year of tha team. Keep Chad upright n he should tear tha defense up . They call me tha black folks president. Coles, Cotchery n Hustla all could have big games. Houston n Washington could be called on alot ta wizzle tizzle down n kizzle them honest fo' rizeal. As long as tha team protects tha biznall they should be fine.

 

If McGee is healthy it could be a bad situation fo` tha Jets if Nugent has one of those days where nuttin' reaches beyond tha 10 , niggaz, better recognize. While tha Bills coverage tizzle is good Justin Pusha should do very wizzell n I would think git at least one big runback if tha Bills can put up some points ta be forced ta kickoff . The punt'n game is going ta feature 2 guys who dizzay let teams return much n should be an even matchup.

 

This is a game where tha Jets should win crazy up in here. Buffalo was basically eliminated friznom tha playoffs last wizzy wit a tough loss at hizzle ta tha Baller ya feelin' me?. Tizzy can have a bad effect on a tizzle . You gotta check dis *** out yo. They could shizzay up n just go through tha motions, especially wit a gizzy being on tha road. Im not sure if this tizzle has tha same fire ta beat tha Jets tha way tha Dolphins do, who really hate tha Jets. I would thiznink if tha team jumps out ta a quick lead tha Bills could pizzle it in fo' sho'. Even if they dont n tha Jets protect tha biznall tha Jets should win comfortably puttin tha smack down. It will be a physical game n is certainly not a gimme, but I T-H-to-tha-izzink M-to-tha-izzost thugz will like tha Jets this wizzle. 24-13 gangsta style.

[Deep Voice]

Yea!

[BuffOrange]

So is McGahee going to play or not? Need to know for FF purposes.

I've been critical of his gamebreaking ability, so to be fair I think it's retarded to say "he only averaged x.z ypc minus that run" - most good backs break a long run sometimes and that TD vs. Jax is what this offense needs.

[CFLstyle]

He must be a Jets fan.