mary owen Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 Q: After that Chargers game, are you man enough to admit that Peyton Manning is having one of the greatest seasons in the history of the sport? Or did you miss the game because you were giving Tom Brady a three-hour lap dance? (Expletive.) -- Paul B., Indianapolis I also like his football Gods comment re: The Bills http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story...=simmons/041230 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozymandius Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 funny stuff... best line of the column? The movie ad should have come with this tag: "WARNING: CLINT EASTWOOD CRIES." I know actors have to make that leap at some point, but this was 50 times worse than Stallone breaking down in "Rocky 3" and 200 times worse than finding out about Mike Ditka's erectile dysfunction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozymandius Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 also enjoyed the "Girl Description of Another Girl" Decoding Scale "Gorgeous" = Beautiful "Beautiful" = Hot "Hot" = Cute "Pretty" = Alright "Nice Face" = Bad Body "Cute" = Brutal "Alright" = Train Wreck "Good Personality" = Morbidly obese/drug addict -- Marc G, Stamford, CT SG: You forgot two good ones between "Alright" and "Good personality" ... 1. "One of the Nicest People I've Ever Met" = Probably disfigured. 2. "Very, Very Cool" = Missing a limb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griz Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 I hope he's right with his picks. Bills, Rams and Colts all win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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