[How many "new" posters are actually new???]

I noticed there are a lot of new posters on TSW. How many of you are actually new and how many of you are just assuming a new identity?

 

I'm not gonna say who I was or why I changed names but I can tell you that my name says it all. It would be interesting if any of you can figure it out though.

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Can we play 20 questions with your identity?

 

I'll start:

 

1. How long does it take you to cook a pasta dish?

[How do I get out of this-]

OK, I am curious. You simply gotta tell us more about the baggage.

Does she have an angry ex who will shoot you?

What is the problem?

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"Baggage" typically hangs just below "manhood" on that type of "woman".

[How do I get out of this-]

It's a HeShe?

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Pete,

 

If you were at dinner and there seemed to be a strange presence in the "girl's" pants, I just want to let you know that it wasn't me.

 

Run Pete run.

[The "Christian" right]

Over an automotive decal?  That's someone who has problems in life well beyond religion.

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I saw the whole thing. I think the guy was flustered and just latched on to something to scream at Ed about.

 

Ed had just made an unsafe lane change and almost ran that poor guy right into me. I would have made sure he hemorrhaged big time.

[Secret Interrogation Centers]

I see where this is going now...pretty soon BiB's going to get bit by a telephone pole because Ed never provoked a dog in New Jersey...

 

(Note: this post is in no way meant to self-aggrandize Mickey.)

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Where'd he go? Send him my way.

[Police Report After the game a call came in]

Maybe it wasn't a tree, but a telephone pole... 

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Bwwwwwwwahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

[I hate my job]

Episode idea:

 

Like a Seinfeld episode many factors will come together.

 

At the beginning of the episode the horrible human being turns horrible driver and crashes into yours truly. This knocks my stop light violation camera off kilter.

 

Later that evening my camera which is now pointing into their apartment captures the roomie in a "private moment" much like Costanza's mom did in one Seinfeld episode. Instead of a dirty magazine, his inspiration is Mulder shutting down the Phils. Pre-climax, the roomie walks just as a 3 run Thome shot sails over the 397 sign. These events conspire to ruin the moment. I download the film to a glowing bunny who sells it a la Paris Hilton on the internet. It is entitled "One night in an absolute hell".

 

There is only one buyer, Michael Jackson, who turns out to be more attracted to maturity level than actual age.

 

It needs a little work I know, but it is a start.

[Traffic tragedy on NJ Turnpike]

I jumped right out in front of those idiots. I hemorrhagized at least 14 sheep.

 

Bwahahahahahaha