[Which of these do we need to retire first?]

If mommy’s purse didn’t belong in the microwave, why did it fit?

[Random Thoughts Thread]

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

[Caption this]

I found a moon rock in my nose!

[worst sports city]

Is this the city of Bill, Wyoming?

[The Crying Game: Consolidated thread for the downers]

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

The doctor said I wouldnt have anymore nose bleeds if I just kept my finger outta there.

[Shead resigns with seattle]

you fail English? That's unpossible

I'm bembarassed for him.