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Bills99999

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  1. "asset protection associates" ????

     

    That is an even more important title than "loss prevention officer"

     

    I am kinda old-fashioned, so I still call them "security guards"

     

    If I were them-making 8 bucks an hour with no gun and some shoplifter put a gun in my back, not only would I let him out of the door, I would help him load some more stuff into his car

     

    I guess these guys learned the hard way that Wal*Mart does not care about them-only the bottom line

     

    I love the Wal*Mart so proudly displays the American flag when you enter, yet they have destroyed small town business across this country and have crushed the souls of those desperate enough to work for them

     

    I know an old guy who used to be a "greeter" for them. They placed some markers in tape on the floor to keep him boxed into a certain area while he worked. They may have well put the poor old bastard in a cage

  2. Who needs a tight end when we have Aaron Maybin

     

    Like alot of people have said here, he can be converted to TE. I know TE's are always knocking him on his ass, but who is to say he could drink a bunch of protein shakes so maybe HE could knock some linebackers on THEIR asses for a change.

     

    Or maybe he could run into a mirror and knock HIMSELF on his ass

     

    And maybe we could get a washed up high school QB to come out and throw him some passes or something

  3. Did you?

     

    No, I went to Catholic schools, so most of my teachers were nuns (here we go with the priest child molester jokes)

     

    Even if i went to public school, i was always fat, rude and crude, so I wouldn't have gotten any anyway

  4. I hate to beat a dead horse with all the Cam Newton talk....but it's the off-season and theres nothing better to do. I'll start by saying i'm not completely sold of the idea of taking a project qb with the first pick, but if theres any chance that he can pick up the mental aspects of the game through Fitz, he would be the most "complete" qb in a very long time...possibly ever. I've heard on this board several times that Fitz doesn't have the arm strength, accuracy, etc yet he is able to identify coverages and make plays with feet at times. Well Cam has superb arm strength, exceptional quickness and agility...the only unknown is whether or not he can learn the pro-style offense or not. thoughts???

     

    OK, so you want Newton to borrow a brain....Now where is going to get a heart and a moral compass

     

    Can newton is an ignorant animal

     

    This opens up a world of possibilities. How about:

     

    Jessica Simpson's mind and Homer Simpson's physical abilities = Aaron Maybin

     

    Jerry Lewis' mind and Jim Thorpe's physical abilites = Mike Williams

     

    Any takers?

     

    I always enjoy a good Aaron Maybin slap

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    This whole "convict" act was another phoney thing about him. He never did any real time and just spent single nights in jail because he acted like an idiot when he was drunk and high

     

    Sorry to slay one of your musical heros, but he was a joke

     

    This is from Wikipedia:

     

    "Although Cash carefully cultivated a romantic outlaw image, he never served a prison sentence. Despite landing in jail seven times for misdemeanors, each stay lasted only a single night. His most infamous run-in with the law occurred while on tour in 1965, when he was arrested by a narcotics squad in El Paso, Texas. The officers suspected that he was smuggling heroin from Mexico, but it was prescription narcotics and amphetamines that the singer had hidden inside his guitar case. Because they were prescription drugs rather than illegal narcotics, he received a suspended sentence."

     

    Ah the old days when most inmates were white.

     

    Well, the inmates who went to the Cash concert were...

  6. Until he can hit the emotional button like Cash does in this song he's a novelty act.

     

    youtube.com/watch?v=Bp4UI_FxGLE

     

    I liked some of his songs, but I always thought Johnny Cash was a total a hole. When I saw that "Walk the Line" movie, having heard it was an authentic view of his life, I was 100% convinced.

     

    Cash was a self-centered, whining dirtbag

     

    Just look and listen to that "Hurt" video...What is he, a senior citizen version of a teenage "cutter"...Then he goes on to compare himself to Christ

  7. Seeing as it's"all under one roof"

     

    What kind of vision correction do you use (surgery, contacts, glasses)

     

    I have wire framed bi-focals...the kind of bifocals you can see, not those "Invisaline" bifocals. My visible bifocals get me senior citizen discounts sometimes

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