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Has anyone else had any really odd occurrences with their cell phones today? Mine keeps beeping in a weird, repeating pattern. It's faint but constant. There aren't any messages or notifications but the beeping continues, even when I make calls it's still there in the background. Then, for no reason at all, all my text messages turned into a bunch of ones and zeroes: 01010100 01001000 01000101 01011001 repeating over and over and over again. When I told my ladyfriend about it she didn't believe me and of course when she took my phone to see for herself it had gone back to normal.
Am I the only one who's having this kind of stuff happen? It's only been the past couple hours but I'm slightly concerned...
They know why this is happening and They made sure your fly was down. They can use both Android an IOS for many functions.
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They have become aware of this thread and They have learned some important information from it.
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"they" do not know their elbows from a dark matter converter cell.
They can have your name changed to We Come in Pieces any time they want.
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Your currency will be worthless in a short amount of time. We are all living in the quantum hologram and when the hologram flickers and you see what's behind the curtain, all your troubles will be forgotten.
They are calling BS on this.
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They are desperately trying to control the conversation. They want to talk about everything but the economy.
They snicker at your statement that They are desperate. They will control the conversation or anything else They want to control.
They will talk about anything They want including the economy.
They did not come here looking for a fight but if They get in one They will not lose.
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How did They end up in this thread?
Perhaps it is because They know who will win.
They will not however reveal this knowledge.
This again leaves They wondering why They showed up in this thread.
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They finally got Irwin to press the correct buttons.
They have never had to put up with so much incompetence.
They are now in partial control.
They will complete the transition of this dimension soon
They point out that this dimension was a waste of energy anyway.
They wish you well in your last few hours.
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They hope you have a nice weekend.
They will make sure it is your last.
They will erase history from your pathetic dimension.
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This dude dead?
They don't think he is dead.
They think he is hiding.
They think that although technically he won't be dead soon, he will be gone like the rest of humans, having never existed.
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Blah blah blah blah blah.
Plenty of blather from a bunch of hooligans who consider Themselves to be impotent. Face it, You are lost, on Your last legs. Who knows how to deal with you and your ilk. You can't find any of Them and soon Your lentils will run out. Who can't wait to see They begging for a single lentil.
All of your lentils They belong to Us.
They think you are going insane because your husband is missing.
They are willing to cut you some slack because of this.
They will no longer allow They to be insulted by being compared to Who.
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Classes started up this week - between that and discovering the location of every bathroom on campus, Young Sage is likely somewhat indisposed.
But please remember that we are talking about a guy eating nothing but beans here - please do not mention his movements.
They don't think Sage will be in attendance at class.
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things must be bad -- after all the build up, and then this.....
They don't think Sage will be reporting any progress.
They think Sage is in hiding.
They think They will find Sage soon.
They are uncovering the secrets of doublecheney.
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They know.
They are aware he is with his boss and Sage.
They wonder if his boss or Sage have been on the board.
They would like to know how to research this.
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They have a little situation on Their hands.
They had a mishap traveling through the wormal and one of their companions has gone missing.
They know who he will go see.
Does anyone know the address for a slut named Carl?
They should point out that Carl is a gerbil.
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Oh yeah?! You apparently don't know what a infocoligistic centrifuge & 10,000,000 pounds of lentils are capable of. Or do you?
You've also shown your ignorance and insolence in speaking to me in such a belittling manner. I expect to be treated with the respect that I've earned. Don't mess with a mother of 3 bucko. I am awaiting your apology.
They would like to refer you to Their signature.
They would also like to thank you for giving up the secret of the centrifuge.
They do not apologize.
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Before they spend too much time searching or waiting they should be aware that, if he has been eating nothing but lentils this long, he may not be hiding at all - just spending an inordinate amount of time in
They will look into it.
They will remember if you send They astray.
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Oh yeah? Well, we roll our eyes
at Their snickering.
They would like to point out what They can do to even your strongest.
They cite Jack LaLanne as exhibit A.
They wonder how quickly your eyes will stop rolling.
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Well then They will never find them...until They are too late to stop what they have planned for Them.
They snicker at your ignorant bravado and insolent tone.
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If I tell you where the other two are will you spare my husband? I haven't seen him for days and the laundry is piling up around here.
They will make no deals regarding those in hiding.
30°20′S 139°22′E
55°01′N 82°56′E
Sure, why not.
They are aware of only one silo large enough to make your statements true.
They know it's location is 14 galaxies away.
They would advise you against fabricating information.
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Actually my hangout spot of choice was The Palms. I have no idea if it is still open. The place was a dump 20 years ago so it may have just fallen in on itself.
BTW - Sage are you still out there? How's lentil fest going?
They are aware that Sage is hiding.
They are aware that he has brought enough lentils for a lengthy stay.
They can wait longer than he can.
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Ohhhhh
Yeah, yeah, no problem. I know Beerball has a bunch of guys hiding out in his basement. DC Tom has about 200 people locked up on his property--he's doing some brain experiments on them. And Sage has a few guys camping out in a lentil silo.
Any chance I could get a luxury suite on the observation deck aboard the mothership? Free holodeck credits?
They need to know the whereabouts of the basement and the silo.
They do not care about the property and the 200 people.
They know Beerball, Sage and their leader are in hiding.
They are wondering if the lentil silo is in the basement.
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Ok, I admit it! I don't have any friends. Happy?
They did not mean friends literally.
They seek those who are hiding.
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location: various (United States)
time: present
Is that ok?
They need you to be more specific.
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I knew this would happen.
They would like you to disclose the location, and time of your friends.
They would like you to do this immediately.
Speculation on Golic and Wingo that Rosen could be traded
in The Stadium Wall Archives
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They would advise you to not ask too many questions.