SageAgainstTheMachine Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 http://www.theonion.com/content/news/asian...aty_middle_aged Read the whole article for context, but the Bills part is 7 paragraphs from the bottom. The site they mention isn't actually a Bills message board, so TSW might be what they are trying to reference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 This girl is REAL and she is looking for ME... Me, I tell you. Now, leave us alone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 The Japanese nymph then reportedly sighed, rolled over on her Hello Kitty bedsheets, and continued leafing through an old Rochester Big & Tall catalog. - I resemble that remark. Nakajima confessed to frequently searching the Internet to satisfy her insatiable appetite for round, greasy American men years past their sexual prime. A survey of her recent browsing history revealed such Google searches as "pale man lying on couch eating" and "retiree + jowls + hardcore." The teen has also bookmarked several sites with lurid pictures of aging American males, including BuffaloBillsFanZone.com and the History Channel chat room. That link doesn't work so maybe. Although she has long fantasized about traveling overseas and having a world of carnal delights revealed to her by an aging claims adjuster, the taut Japanese teen admitted that she is uncertain how she'll be received by American men. "I just hope they don't mind the fact that I'm completely shaven," Nakajima said. "Oh, who am I kidding? They'd probably never go for a naïve young sexual kitten like me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 This girl is REAL and she is looking for ME... Me, I tell you. Now, leave us alone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thirdborn Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 This girl is REAL and she is looking for ME... Me, I tell you. Now, leave us alone! How very Bizzare. Having said that, it is obvious that you are delusional, Dean. She wants ME. It is clear. AND...... It is unsettling that you feel an affinity for my sweetheart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyDingo Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 She needs to head over to the Cleveland boards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim in Anchorage Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 She needs to head over to the Cleveland boards They speak no Japanese or English so their may be a communication problem. If she learns to say "Dawg" however,she may meet the man of her dreams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 They speak no Japanese or English so their may be a communication problem. If she learns to say "Dawg" however,she may meet the man of her dreams Randy Jackson? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tennesseeboy Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 I feel so....USED.... i hope the authorities in japan put her on the sex offender list to protect us from her ilk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 I feel so....USED.... i hope the authorities in japan put her on the sex offender list to protect us from her ilk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davefan66 Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Man, finally. All that hard work of Might Taco, Duff's Wings and Genny Cream will finally pay off! Urrp! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 How in the world did you find this? I am concerned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 How very Bizzare. Having said that, it is obvious that you are delusional, Dean. She wants ME. It is clear. AND...... It is unsettling that you feel an affinity for my sweetheart. Now, where did I put that darn dueling glove? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted February 2, 2009 Author Share Posted February 2, 2009 How in the world did you find this? I am concerned I never go a day without reading The Onion. It's more fun than any of the real news out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 I've said it before and I'll say it again: Once again, the Onion has shown us the way. Thanks for posting this. I could always use a good laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Now, where did I put that darn dueling glove? Try next to your banjo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Try next to your banjo. Good call! Now I have to go find Thridborn, so I can slap him with it. (The dueling glove, not the banjo.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 Nakajima confessed to frequently searching the Internet to satisfy her insatiable appetite for round, greasy American men years past their sexual prime. A survey of her recent browsing history revealed such Google searches as "pale man lying on couch eating" and "retiree + jowls + hardcore." The teen has also bookmarked several sites with lurid pictures of aging American males, including BuffaloBillsFanZone.com and the History Channel chat room. That link doesn't work so maybe. It works now... BuffaloBillsFanZone.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 It works now...BuffaloBillsFanZone.com Did you just buy it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted February 3, 2009 Author Share Posted February 3, 2009 It works now...BuffaloBillsFanZone.com Yeah, but it's just a random domain, not an actual fan site. I think that The Onion might legally have to buy a fake site that they mention in an article. There was a Simpons episode where Bart and Lisa log on to whatdobadgerseat.com, and the Fox network legally had to buy whatdobadgerseat.com. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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