therealcrack Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 "Buffalo Bills football practice was delayed nearly two hours late this morning after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Dick Jauron immediately suspended practice while police and federal agents were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance, unknown to the players, was the goal line. Practice was resumed this afternoon after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Movinon Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 "Buffalo Bills football practice was delayed nearly two hours late this morning after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Dick Jauron immediately suspended practice while police and federal agents were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance, unknown to the players, was the goal line. Practice was resumed this afternoon after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.." Never heard that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloWings Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 Someone should start a pool....how many times can an old joke from the 90s get resurrected again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tortured Soul Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 Someone should start a pool....how many times can an old joke from the 90s get resurrected again. I thought this joke dated from the time of the anthrax letters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
extrahammer Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 Someone should start a pool....how many times can an old joke from the 90s get resurrected again. Even Dennis Miller would be disappointed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloWings Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 I thought this joke dated from the time of the anthrax letters. You're probably right....just feels like it started in the 90s, I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therealcrack Posted December 18, 2008 Author Share Posted December 18, 2008 Someone should start a pool....how many times can an old joke from the 90s get resurrected again. Didn't know Dick Jauron was the Bills' coach in the 90's? ...good to know tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRC Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 Didn't know Dick Jauron was the Bills' coach in the 90's? ...good to know tho The joke was completely different back in the 90s: "Buffalo Bills football practice was delayed nearly two hours late this morning after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Marv Levy immediately suspended practice while police and federal agents were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance, unknown to the players, was the goal line. Practice was resumed this afternoon after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.." I think I also saw this one, which is also good: "Buffalo Bills football practice was delayed nearly two hours late this morning after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Wade Phillips immediately suspended practice while police and federal agents were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance, unknown to the players, was the goal line. Practice was resumed this afternoon after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 That joke is so old that it farts dust Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davefan66 Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 Someone should start a pool....how many times can an old joke from the 90s get resurrected again. Hey, reminds me of the following: Why did the Bills call the plumber? Because Roosevelt Leaks! And, Did you hear Joe Dufek tried to commit suicide, yeah, the bullet was intercepted. And lastly, Why don't the Bills sleep in beds? Because they have Cribbs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lori Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 The joke was completely different back in the 90s: "Buffalo Bills football practice was delayed nearly two hours late this morning after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Marv Levy immediately suspended practice while police and federal agents were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance, unknown to the players, was the goal line. Practice was resumed this afternoon after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.." I think I also saw this one, which is also good: "Buffalo Bills football practice was delayed nearly two hours late this morning after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Wade Phillips immediately suspended practice while police and federal agents were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance, unknown to the players, was the goal line. Practice was resumed this afternoon after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.." And it wasn't overly funny back then, either ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRC Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 And it wasn't overly funny back then, either ... Maybe you will like the one going amongst the Iggles fans several years ago... "Philadelphia Eagles football practice was delayed nearly two hours late this morning after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Rich Kotite immediately suspended practice while police and federal agents were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance, unknown to the players, was the goal line. Practice was resumed this afternoon after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.." They also had one with Ray Rhodes, but it wasn't as good: "Philadelphia Eagles football practice was delayed nearly two hours late this morning after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Ray Rhodes immediately suspended practice while police and federal agents were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance, unknown to the players, was the goal line. Practice was resumed this afternoon after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie Ray Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 Maybe you will like the one going amongst the Iggles fans several years ago... "Philadelphia Eagles football practice was delayed nearly two hours late this morning after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Rich Kotite immediately suspended practice while police and federal agents were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance, unknown to the players, was the goal line. Practice was resumed this afternoon after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.." Well, I laughed when I saw the name Rich Kotite! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Senator Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 Hey, reminds me of the following: Why did the Bills call the plumber? Because Roosevelt Leaks! And, Did you hear Joe Dufek tried to commit suicide, yeah, the bullet was intercepted. And lastly, Why don't the Bills sleep in beds? Because they have Cribbs! Didja hear Ronnie Harmon got married? There was no reception! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 Hey, reminds me of the following: Why did the Bills call the plumber? Because Roosevelt Leaks! And, Did you hear Joe Dufek tried to commit suicide, yeah, the bullet was intercepted. And lastly, Why don't the Bills sleep in beds? Because they have Cribbs! What about this one? Scott Norwood tried to commit suicide but couldn't kick the stool out. He kept missing it wide right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scribo Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 Even if it hadn't been posted TWICE THIS MONTH already, I wouldn't find it funny. http://www.stadiumwall.com/index.php?showt...&hl=powdery http://www.stadiumwall.com/index.php?showt...&hl=powdery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyDingo Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 I like this one: "Buffalo Bills football practice was delayed nearly two hours late this morning after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the playing field. Head coach Dick Jauron immediately suspended practice while police and federal agents were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance, unknown to the players, was snow. Practice was resumed this afternoon in the cozy indoor Field House after special agents coaxed Roscoe Parish and Trent Edwards using hot cocoa." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therealcrack Posted December 18, 2008 Author Share Posted December 18, 2008 Didn't realize that joke has been around forever and that its been posted twice this month already,sorry...What a waste of a first post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miyagi-Do Karate Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 Didn't realize that joke has been around forever and that its been posted twice this month already,sorry...What a waste of a first post With three total posts, you get a free pass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddogblitz Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 How many Buffalo Bills does it change a flat tire? One, but if it's a blowout, the whole team shows up. But I guess when you lose 31-27, both jokes are inappropriate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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