Coaches Photo Articlr

[Einstein]

22 hours ago, Buffalo716 said:

Doesn't look like anybody I bought tree off of growing up lol

 

He looks like somebody who could sell me some insurance while explaining the nuances of spider 2 y banana

He 100% looks like the guys who sold marijuana where I grew up. Mainly the ones who tried to act cool but was never fully "in".

[BringBackFergy]

9 hours ago, Ayjent said:

Vrabel is a huge meathead - the white pants sealed it. No way those stayed clean for the day.  He's the type of guy that likes to make jokes but cant take them and it just makes 100x funnier. 

Heyyyy, I trademarked Vrabel as “Meathead”. You owe me a 👍

[Ayjent]

2 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said:

Heyyyy, I trademarked Vrabel as “Meathead”. You owe me a 👍

There ya go but that one probably goes way back like a la-z-boy

[Mikie2times]

[Sammy Watkins' Rib]

I can only recognize 22 out of the 30 pictured head coaches. Kudos to you if you can name them all.

 

Looks like McVay is missing. Not sure who else.

[Billy Claude]

12 hours ago, Slippery Rubber Mats said:

I promise you that brick weed has stems and seeds and got smuggled in an orifice you'd rather not think about

 

Todd Moncken.  He was getting a haircut for the photo but they ended up taking the picture earlier than expected.

 

[Puckman5]

On 3/31/2026 at 5:54 PM, Buffalo716 said:

Doesn't look like anybody I bought tree off of growing up lol

 

He looks like somebody who could sell me some insurance while explaining the nuances of spider 2 y banana

Has an NFL team ever had two ginger coaches in succession?    Is this a record?  I know one of you has this in a spreadsheet somewhere.   

[Pete]

On 3/31/2026 at 5:49 PM, boyst said:

"The Guy Most Likely To Sell Everyone Some ***** Weed' Award - Joe Brady 

Our first newcomer in the blog, Joe Brady picked out his absolute best fit for date night at Applebees. I know he's not wearing an earring in his left ear but ive stared at the picture long enough to think he might be. He also looks like the type of guy who drives a white Jetta with a custom subwoofer that is far too big for such a small car and will sell you the shittiest 8th of weed you've ever had. Welcome to the show, Joe. 
 

https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3566531/the-annual-nfl-head-coachs-picture-has-dropped-lets-dive-in

[Buffalo716]

11 hours ago, Puckman5 said:

Has an NFL team ever had two ginger coaches in succession?    Is this a record?  I know one of you has this in a spreadsheet somewhere.   

My spreadsheet starts on fire when two gingers are grouped next to each other

[BillsShredder83]

On 3/31/2026 at 5:58 PM, NickelCity said:

 

His fade and the way he trims his facial hair/neck sets him for so much razzing, lol. 

Riverside Bro that is fun to hang and burn one with back in HS... but its always scary going back to his house. 1 of 5 times you go back there stoned, and mom starts screaming at you two in a haze of percocet & Bud Ice, youre not sure why, but  shockingly he always yells back ----- "JUST GO TOOO BED!!!"

 

The next time youre there she acts like that never happened and is sweat as pie.

[BuffaloBillyG]

On 4/1/2026 at 4:53 PM, Einstein said:

He 100% looks like the guys who sold marijuana where I grew up. Mainly the ones who tried to act cool but was never fully "in".

Honestly, I think he looks like an undercover cop. I got money that says he's wearing VA wire. 

[NickelCity]

3 hours ago, BillsShredder83 said:

Riverside Bro that is fun to hang and burn one with back in HS... but its always scary going back to his house. 1 of 5 times you go back there stoned, and mom starts screaming at you two in a haze of percocet & Bud Ice, youre not sure why, but  shockingly he always yells back ----- "JUST GO TOOO BED!!!"

 

The next time youre there she acts like that never happened and is sweat as pie.

 

Fade'o'rade and a loud ass muffler on a 2002 accord 

[Ayjent]

8 hours ago, NickelCity said:

 

Fade'o'rade and a loud ass muffler on a 2002 accord 

There are so many cars that would work.  I was thinking a Fiero but that was probably before Joe's time. 

[DrDawkinstein]

It's funny that the main story all week was how Monken missed the picture, and that is somehow tangentially related to the Browns continuing incompetence... But Sean McVay missed the picture too and almost no one has mentioned it. The talking heads on one show even noted that "Monken was the only coach missing" and that isnt even true.

 

Wonder where McVay was?...

 

(McVay did pick up the entire tab for the coaches' day-drinking lunch later that day, so that was nice of him, ha)

[boater]

He wears shirt like a mafioso would have.

 

Right off the set of the Sopranos. "Your envelope is light this week"

[Breakout Squad]

Mike Vrabel is getting himself in some hot water with his photos.