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Your post took me down a rabbit hole of the etymology of the word "tank" and the term "to tank." The term "going into the tank," meaning to lose on purpose, comes from boxing, because a fighter was taking a dive "into the tank." If you think about it, it's pretty strange that an armored vehicle with a huge gun has the same name as a container to hold water. Well, there is a reason. The word "tank" in the military sense comes from WWI when the British used it to make German intelligence think they were building large numbers of water tanks instead of armored vehicles. So, after all that, my point is that Fins' helmet should have a water tank with a dolphin swimming inside. Like Seaworld. 

 

 

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Miami doing the right thing that core they had with Tua/Hill/Waddle/Chubb/Phillips/Fitzpatrick was either aging or just not enough to get it done.

 

They still have some younger pieces there Kenneth Grant, Chop Robinson, and Achane among a few others but they have to move on from a core of players that were legit very good in 2023 but just middling in the two years since.

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1 hour ago, Low Positive said:

Your post took me down a rabbit hole of the etymology of the word "tank" and the term "to tank." The term "going into the tank," meaning to lose on purpose, comes from boxing, because a fighter was taking a dive "into the tank." If you think about it, it's pretty strange that an armored vehicle with a huge gun has the same name as a container to hold water. Well, there is a reason. The word "tank" in the military sense comes from WWI when the British used it to make German intelligence think they were building large numbers of water tanks instead of armored vehicles. So, after all that, my point is that Fins' helmet should have a water tank with a dolphin swimming inside. Like Seaworld. 

 

 

 

I must have missed the period of time when Boxing had large tanks of water

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All jokes aside, if the Dolphins' new GM is competent, they could rebuild this team fairly quick. They have 7 picks in the first three rounds of this draft:

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5 minutes ago, H2o said:

All jokes aside, if the Dolphins' new GM is competent, they could rebuild this team fairly quick. They have 7 picks in the first three rounds of this draft:

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We should bring Bill Belichick’s dog out of retirement for this. He seemed to enjoy the draft process thoroughly. 

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1 hour ago, ***** said:

Why did they bother signing Malik Willis? I would have just went with Tua/ewers and gone after that #1 pick in 2027

A $99,000,000 PR campaign to show the fans to not bail? Yeah, you make a good point.

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2 hours ago, Low Positive said:

the British used it to make German intelligence think they were building large numbers of water tanks instead of armored vehicles.

And the Germans fell for that? They really did deserve to lose the war.

 

"What do you think they're building in this new factory?"

 

"Well there is a war on, and everyone knows the one thing you need to fight a war is plenty of water tanks"

 

"Good work corporal Hitler. You'll make a damn fine leader one day"

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23 hours ago, H2o said:

All jokes aside, if the Dolphins' new GM is competent, they could rebuild this team fairly quick. They have 7 picks in the first three rounds of this draft:

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yikes.  I just put this together super quick based off the "needs" and attempting to have a team ready for a QB1 drafted next year.  

 

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2 starting caliber WRs.  Potential pro-bowl CB.  interior OL help.  Starting RB.  S who could start.  Depth at Edge and TE.  

23 hours ago, RobbRiddick said:

And the Germans fell for that? They really did deserve to lose the war.

 

"What do you think they're building in this new factory?"

 

"Well there is a war on, and everyone knows the one thing you need to fight a war is plenty of water tanks"

 

"Good work corporal Hitler. You'll make a damn fine leader one day"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghost_Army  Patton was put in charge of it during D-Day.  The Germans really though he'd be leading the invasion.  Patton was not happy with the decision.  http://www.americainwwii.com/articles/pattons-ghost-army/

 

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