Describe your job as vague as possible...

[boyst]

Challenge:

Describe your job without revealing what you do, who you work for, or any details in as vague of a way as possible.

 

My job is very difficult to describe to some people so I thought this could be fun.

 

I make sure all the stuff needed is available for using it that matches stuff other people said matches their stuff to ensure that the final product matches the result.

[Johnnycage46]

My job is essentially to assist organizations to be able to legally harm the planet.

[Just Jack]

I put your grandma in lockdown. 

Edited December 28, 2025 by Just Jack

[US Egg]

Someone had to do it.

[Draconator]

I make MILFs, Husbands of MILFs, and Teachers happy. 

 

I'm also 59. 

[Mike in Horseheads]

I do as little as possible and get paid.... for now

[BritBill]

I ensure wealthy people stay that way. 

[1billsnut]

I am an information delivery specialist 

[thenorthremembers]

Corporate lawyer with no law degree.

[sherpa]

Heavy, high speed equipment operator.

Formerly, assigned to blow up people's stuff, even if they were sitting in it.

[Southern McButterpants]

I help make the future slightly less chaotic.

[Captain_Quint]

I fish.

[frostbitmic]

I bought low and sold for more.

[Augie]

I made lists, often very long lists, of everything that anybody did wrong. Then I told them they didn’t get paid until they cleaned it up. 

 

It was not a popular position to be in, but what do I care? 🤷‍♂️

[BUFFALOKIE]

I draw kewl pictures.

[That's No Moon]

I work with the unwilling on behalf of the ungrateful.

[Simon]

Engaging in ruthless combat with slavering trolls, herding rage-fueled bison, curating disorganized thoughts, lopping the occasional head, tracking and cleaning up scat, staring down uninvited guests, mopping eating areas and vacuuming observation lounges.

[BringBackFergy]

Glorified babysitter and therapist. 

[Shamrock]

Help folk who are struggling getting from A to B.

[Arkansasrifle]

Could of been working at the new stadium with a local safety firm.