In other Chiefs/Mahomes/Kelce news, their restaurant sucks...

[Just Jack]

According to this critic...

 

Two Nights Playing With Fire At Patrick Mahomes And Travis Kelce's Steakhouse | Defector

 

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Ultimately, 1587 Prime is a parched vision of luxury, simultaneously overreliant on ChatGPT-grade luxury tropes, rehashed ideas from its outside restaurant group, and lazy local outsourcing for stations that a top-tier restaurant should staff. I don’t know that it matters. Even now, four months from opening, reservations nearly always show as fully booked. (That said, I put my name on the waitlist on four different occasions while working on this review, and was alerted about an open table all four times.) The restaurant seems to be getting by with the help of a core of jet-setting Noble 33 superfans—who are you? Why?—and a rotating cast of first-time visitors: Chiefs fans, Swifties, curious Kansas Citians.  

 

[GoBills808]

Very on brand

[DaVinci]

I bet Russel's or the Chop House is better.

[BillsShredder83]

7 minutes ago, DaVinci said:

I bet Russel's or the Chop House is better.

Duhhh lol serious question though.... has any athlete restaurant ever been known for good food? 

 

Theyre competing in a market that has top 3 BBQ in the nation! Im sure a ton of hard-core Chiefs fans will go once. But dang so much killer food, how long will the novelty last; spending more money for lower quality food.

[Simon]

7 minutes ago, BillsShredder83 said:

Duhhh lol serious question though.... has any athlete restaurant ever been known for good food? 

 

https://www.schobelsrestaurant.com/our-story

 

 

[Augie]

I bet they pee in the sinks there. 

 

I’m not much into steakhouses (overpriced and the wife says we make better at home), and I hate the idea of going somewhere because it has the name of someone famous on it. I’m looking for a place known for great food, not a well recognized name. 

 

 

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Edited December 20, 2025 by Augie

[US Egg]

“those 31 Papa John’s franchises Peyton Manning coincidentally shed two days before the NFL dropped the pizza chain as a sponsor”

 

Yeah, coincidence.

[James Can Cook]

Patrick Mahomes puts ketchup on his steak.

[Buffalo Boy]

‘Murica

[Man with No Name]

yikes. sounds horrible. 

[dcinmuncie]

6 hours ago, BillsShredder83 said:

Duhhh lol serious question though.... has any athlete restaurant ever been known for good food? 

 

Theyre competing in a market that has top 3 BBQ in the nation! Im sure a ton of hard-core Chiefs fans will go once. But dang so much killer food, how long will the novelty last; spending more money for lower quality food.

I personally enjoy Vince young steakhouse in Austin 

[Captain Hindsight]

Glad they have a few extra weeks to work on it 

[NickelCity]

A steakhouse named and owned by NFL stars...bad?? Next you'll tell me their car dealerships aren't don't offer slam dunk deals.

[Neo]

I am reminded of Sartre’s No Exit.  Hell is other people if they’re at a restaurant to be seen, and not to eat.

 

The review, by the way, cuts like a light saber in the hands of a Jedi Master.   Words are weapons, sharper than knives.

 

“Ultimately, 1587 Prime is a parched vision of luxury, simultaneously over reliant on ChatGPT-grade luxury tropes, rehashed ideas from its outside restaurant group, and lazy local outsourcing for stations that a top-tier restaurant should staff. “

 

Ouch …

[EmotionallyUnstable]

Only losers care 

 

Only really big losers comment on others caring 👀 whoops

[BigAl2526]

I miss Sticky Lips Bar-B-Que

[Ray Stonada]

7 hours ago, BillsShredder83 said:

Duhhh lol serious question though.... has any athlete restaurant ever been known for good food? 

Michael Jordan had a steakhouse in Grand Central Station, NYC, and it was high quality. Great steak and onion rings.

[Generic_Bills_Fan]

7 hours ago, BillsShredder83 said:

Duhhh lol serious question though.... has any athlete restaurant ever been known for good food? 

 

Theyre competing in a market that has top 3 BBQ in the nation! Im sure a ton of hard-core Chiefs fans will go once. But dang so much killer food, how long will the novelty last; spending more money for lower quality food.

Michael Jordan’s steakhouse is pretty good.  I think elway has one that’s supposedly pretty good too but I’ve never been 

[4merper4mer]

8 hours ago, BillsShredder83 said:

Duhhh lol serious question though.... has any athlete restaurant ever been known for good food? 

 

Theyre competing in a market that has top 3 BBQ in the nation! Im sure a ton of hard-core Chiefs fans will go once. But dang so much killer food, how long will the novelty last; spending more money for lower quality food.

Boog Powell at Camden FTW.

[US Egg]

2 hours ago, NickelCity said:

A steakhouse named and owned by NFL stars...bad?? Next you'll tell me their car dealerships don’t offer slam dunk deals. 

Wouldn’t they have to be NBA stars to offer that?