Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted October 12, 2025 Posted October 12, 2025 (edited) 1 hour ago, SirAndrew said: I agree, but there are people who react extremely poorly to alcohol, becoming violent hostile versions of themselves. That’s tough to understand for many of us, but it’s a thing. 1. Weepy drunk. 2. Slobbering drunk. 3. Passed out drunk. 4. Garrulous drunk. 5. Miserable / violent drunk. My unscientific categories of drunks. 🤔 Edited October 12, 2025 by Ridgewaycynic2013 Forgot the miserable category. 3 1 Quote
Augie Posted October 12, 2025 Posted October 12, 2025 (edited) 10 minutes ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: 1. Weepy drunk. 2. Slobbering drunk. 3. Passed out drunk. 4. Garrulous drunk. My unscientific categories of drunks. 🤔 I aim for garrulous, but sometimes I slobber a bit. I’m a hybrid. This may seem odd, but I feel badly for everyone here, including Sanchez. I get that what he apparently/allegedly did was horrible and inexcusable, but that’s what can happen to people under the wrong conditions. I also get that he created this for himself (and it’s much worse for the victim) but the whole thing is just so sad. He’s not evil to his core. Something set this off. It doesn’t get Sanchez off the hook in any way, he’ll face the music, but he’s harmed himself as well and I hate to see that. I’ve witnessed this stuff up close and personal, so maybe that maybe makes me less quick to judge. That will come in time. . Edited October 12, 2025 by Augie 3 Quote
Just Jack Posted October 12, 2025 Posted October 12, 2025 1 hour ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: 1. Weepy drunk. 2. Slobbering drunk. 3. Passed out drunk. 4. Garrulous drunk. 5. Miserable / violent drunk. My unscientific categories of drunks. 🤔 I know someone that has a few levels they go through as they drink more. 1) Greeter - says hi to everyone, sometimes multiple times 2) Photographer - has to go around and get pictures of everyone 3) Prankster - starts doing things that they think is funny 4) Annoying - those pranks have pissed everyone off, but they don't care 5) Therapy - they get all weepy and think no one likes them 1 1 Quote
Dr Krentist Posted October 12, 2025 Posted October 12, 2025 2 hours ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: 1. Weepy drunk. 2. Slobbering drunk. 3. Passed out drunk. 4. Garrulous drunk. 5. Miserable / violent drunk. My unscientific categories of drunks. 🤔 I'm the loving drunk. Then passed out. 1 Quote
aristocrat Posted October 12, 2025 Posted October 12, 2025 2 hours ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: 1. Weepy drunk. 2. Slobbering drunk. 3. Passed out drunk. 4. Garrulous drunk. 5. Miserable / violent drunk. My unscientific categories of drunks. 🤔 I go from high energy fun drunk to Irish exit pass out. I’m a big fan of the Irish exit 1 2 Quote
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted October 12, 2025 Posted October 12, 2025 16 minutes ago, aristocrat said: I go from high energy fun drunk to Irish exit pass out. I’m a big fan of the Irish exit In my days of carousing, I tended to be a sprinter drinker, downing way too many beers too quickly. I would wisely come to the conclusion "Damn! I'm schnabbled!", and cease drinking. However, a good half of the alcohol I had consumed hadn't even hit the bloodstream yet. 'Vee get old too soon, und schmardt too late'. 😉 2 Quote
Big Turk Posted November 7, 2025 Posted November 7, 2025 and now Fox has fired him, wow, what a surprise! What an idiot! https://www.yahoo.com/sports/nfl/breaking-news/article/mark-sanchez-reportedly-fired-by-fox-sports-as-he-faces-felony-charges-for-stabbing-incident-165551227.html 1 Quote
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted November 7, 2025 Posted November 7, 2025 1 hour ago, Big Turk said: and now Fox has fired him, wow, what a surprise! What an idiot! https://www.yahoo.com/sports/nfl/breaking-news/article/mark-sanchez-reportedly-fired-by-fox-sports-as-he-faces-felony-charges-for-stabbing-incident-165551227.html Chiefs GM: "Hello, Mark?" 4 Quote
Just Jack Posted September 4 Posted September 4 Remember this story? Mark Sanchez files guilty plea for charges related to stabbing incident in Indianapolis Quote Former Fox Sports analyst Mark Sanchez will plead guilty to charges relating to an altercation from last fall, according to Indiana court records. Sanchez, who was facing three misdemeanors and a felony battery charge, filed a motion for a guilty plea on Thursday. ... It is unclear which of the charges Sanchez is pleading guilty to. Sanchez's attorneys are reportedly requesting that his sentencing hearing take place on Nov. 9 or Nov. 16 if his plea is accepted, per multiple reports. 1 Quote
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted September 4 Posted September 4 5 hours ago, Just Jack said: Remember this story? Mark Sanchez files guilty plea for charges related to stabbing incident in Indianapolis November 9 or 16? MNF games must be dogs those weeks. 🤔 Quote
Just in Atlanta Posted September 4 Posted September 4 So Mark Sanchez, Tony Romo and Diane Rossini walk into a bar… 2 Quote
AlCowlingsTaxiService Posted September 4 Posted September 4 Gives new meaning to the term “Dirty Sanchez” 1 Quote
Pete Posted September 4 Posted September 4 Mark Sanchez is gonna be remembered for 2 things. This disturbing senseless assault and butt fumble. What a legacy! 1 Quote
transient Posted September 4 Posted September 4 On 10/12/2025 at 11:46 AM, Just Jack said: I know someone that has a few levels they go through as they drink more. 1) Greeter - says hi to everyone, sometimes multiple times 2) Photographer - has to go around and get pictures of everyone 3) Prankster - starts doing things that they think is funny 4) Annoying - those pranks have pissed everyone off, but they don't care 5) Therapy - they get all weepy and think no one likes them Why would you say this publicly?!?! I told you... I TOLD you... I knew it... I knew nobody liked me. 😭 Quote
Royale with Cheese Posted September 4 Posted September 4 1 hour ago, Just in Atlanta said: So Mark Sanchez, Tony Romo and Diane Rossini walk into a bar… 1 1 Quote
Captain Hindsight Posted September 4 Posted September 4 1 hour ago, Pete said: Mark Sanchez is gonna be remembered for 2 things. This disturbing senseless assault and butt fumble. What a legacy! Remember when he was banging Kate Upton? All downhill after that Quote
Juice_32 Posted September 4 Posted September 4 Just now, Captain Hindsight said: Remember when he was banging Kate Upton? All downhill after that But what a hill that must have been to "climb", that was PRIME Kate Upton, goodness.. Quote
H2o Posted September 4 Posted September 4 8 hours ago, Just Jack said: Remember this story? Mark Sanchez files guilty plea for charges related to stabbing incident in Indianapolis One would probably believe the felony charge is being dismissed, but the misdemeanors stay. Probably community service, probation, maybe a 30-60 day stint, and a few years hanging over his head. Quote
BillsShredder83 Posted September 4 Posted September 4 On 10/12/2025 at 11:46 AM, Just Jack said: I know someone that has a few levels they go through as they drink more. 1) Greeter - says hi to everyone, sometimes multiple times 2) Photographer - has to go around and get pictures of everyone 3) Prankster - starts doing things that they think is funny 4) Annoying - those pranks have pissed everyone off, but they don't care 5) Therapy - they get all weepy and think no one likes them Some are calling it - "Buffalo's Healthiest Drinking Problem" Quote
The Jokeman Posted September 4 Posted September 4 1 hour ago, Juice_32 said: But what a hill that must have been to "climb", that was PRIME Kate Upton, goodness.. #catdaddy Quote
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