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It’s behind a paywall, but some snippets 

 

#1. Joe Buscaglia. Analytic, careful, watches all-22,has good sources. 
#9. Tony Romo. Insightful but talks a bit too much. Slipped over the past 2 years. 
#101. 6 yo girl with crayons.  Does a good job of staying within the lines. 
#151. Stephen A Smith. Guys a r..l. Skip that,don’t want to get banned.

#199. Ross Tucker. Smart, but just throws out click bait. You might consider him an expert at that. A master baiter. 
#200. Skip Bayless. See #199. 

 

 

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1 hour ago, pennstate10 said:

It’s behind a paywall, but some snippets 

 

#1. Joe Buscaglia. Analytic, careful, watches all-22,has good sources. 
#9. Tony Romo. Insightful but talks a bit too much. Slipped over the past 2 years. 
#101. 6 yo girl with crayons.  Does a good job of staying within the lines. 
#151. Stephen A Smith. Guys a r..l. Skip that,don’t want to get banned.

#199. Ross Tucker. Smart, but just throws out click bait. You might consider him an expert at that. A master baiter. 
#200. Skip Bayless. See #199. 

 

 

Dear pennstate10,

 

     Thank you very much.  It's never been easy for my son Joe.

 

Yours truly,

Mrs. Buscaglia

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1 hour ago, pennstate10 said:

It’s behind a paywall, but some snippets 

 

#1. Joe Buscaglia. Analytic, careful, watches all-22,has good sources. 
#9. Tony Romo. Insightful but talks a bit too much. Slipped over the past 2 years. 
#101. 6 yo girl with crayons.  Does a good job of staying within the lines. 
#151. Stephen A Smith. Guys a r..l. Skip that,don’t want to get banned.

#199. Ross Tucker. Smart, but just throws out click bait. You might consider him an expert at that. A master baiter. 
#200. Skip Bayless. See #199. 

 

 

 

#9 is waaaay too high for Romo :D

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1 hour ago, pennstate10 said:

It’s behind a paywall, but some snippets 

 

#1. Joe Buscaglia. Analytic, careful, watches all-22,has good sources. 
#9. Tony Romo. Insightful but talks a bit too much. Slipped over the past 2 years. 
#101. 6 yo girl with crayons.  Does a good job of staying within the lines. 
#151. Stephen A Smith. Guys a r..l. Skip that,don’t want to get banned.

#199. Ross Tucker. Smart, but just throws out click bait. You might consider him an expert at that. A master baiter. 
#200. Skip Bayless. See #199. 

 

 

#151 gets a sudden boost whenever the Cowboys lose in humiliating fashion.

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2 hours ago, pennstate10 said:

It’s behind a paywall, but some snippets 

 

#1. Joe Buscaglia. Analytic, careful, watches all-22,has good sources. 
#9. Tony Romo. Insightful but talks a bit too much. Slipped over the past 2 years. 
#101. 6 yo girl with crayons.  Does a good job of staying within the lines. 
#151. Stephen A Smith. Guys a r..l. Skip that,don’t want to get banned.

#199. Ross Tucker. Smart, but just throws out click bait. You might consider him an expert at that. A master baiter. 
#200. Skip Bayless. See #199. 

 

 

 

Do you have a link to #101. Curious how the 6-year old girl feels about Josh's turnovers. [And can she draw a Bills logo from memory with her crayons?]

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Do you have a link to #101. Curious how the 6-year old girl feels about Josh's turnovers. [And can she draw a Bills logo from memory with her crayons?]



Unfortunately the 6 year old girl has seen the "recreate the Bills logo from memory" pass her by, its all play-doh these days
 

 

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7 hours ago, pennstate10 said:

It’s behind a paywall, but some snippets 

 

#1. Joe Buscaglia. Analytic, careful, watches all-22,has good sources. 
#9. Tony Romo. Insightful but talks a bit too much. Slipped over the past 2 years. 
#101. 6 yo girl with crayons.  Does a good job of staying within the lines. 
#151. Stephen A Smith. Guys a r..l. Skip that,don’t want to get banned.

#199. Ross Tucker. Smart, but just throws out click bait. You might consider him an expert at that. A master baiter. 
#200. Skip Bayless. See #199. 

 

 

 

So what paywall is this behind? Or is this your list?

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Where does he rank Kirk Herbstreet, to me the worst NFL color commentator by far that I have ever listened to? What does he say about him? Inane babbling, loaded with meaningless jargon and cliches, and he goes on and on and on with that crap.  I turned down the sound or just didn't watch, he is that annoying.

 

Felt sorry for Al Michaels last year, in what may be his last broadcasting stint and working with the "village idiot", as writer David Halberstam refers to him!

 

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2 hours ago, LeGOATski said:

The OP's link doesn't work. The full list is here.

 

1 hour ago, pennstate10 said:

Ohh sorry.  The above link was broken.  Valid link at NFL Breaking News.  

 

Reported, both of you.  Take 'I am leaving for good' with you on the way out, and I don't care how many extra conditional draft picks New England will get because of it. 🤨

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