Draconator Posted June 20, 2022 Share Posted June 20, 2022 My daughter calls me to wish me a Happy Father's Day. She leads off with.... "Happy Father's Day, and Happy Father's Day from all the kids you don't know you have". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted June 20, 2022 Share Posted June 20, 2022 35 minutes ago, Draconator said: My daughter calls me to wish me a Happy Father's Day. She leads off with.... "Happy Father's Day, and Happy Father's Day from all the kids you don't know you have". So…………..does Vegas have an over/under on this? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted June 20, 2022 Share Posted June 20, 2022 (edited) Father's Day: The most confusing day of the year in . (fill in municipality that you wish to insult.) Edited June 20, 2022 by Ridgewaycynic2013 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconator Posted June 20, 2022 Author Share Posted June 20, 2022 8 hours ago, Augie said: So…………..does Vegas have an over/under on this? See Josh Allen's stats against Miami. There's your betting line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted June 21, 2022 Share Posted June 21, 2022 A friend was called and told "Happy Father's Day" by a childless friend. He was asked if you got a president on Father's Day what would you wish you got? His response was "A second vasectomy. The first one failed and if it was successful I would not be a father." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted June 21, 2022 Share Posted June 21, 2022 Travis Henry's Father's Day ... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted June 21, 2022 Share Posted June 21, 2022 9 hours ago, Gugny said: Travis Henry's Father's Day ... Dude was very prolific… 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted June 21, 2022 Share Posted June 21, 2022 3 hours ago, BuffaloBill said: Dude was very prolific… No, he wasn't. He never brought any prolifics. 🤨 * * * What? Oh, sorry, the word is 'prophylactic'. 🙁 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 21 hours ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: No, he wasn't. He never brought any prolifics. 🤨 * * * What? Oh, sorry, the word is 'prophylactic'. 🙁 Can you buy those in Canada? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 2 hours ago, BuffaloBill said: Can you buy those in Canada? They're actually out from behind the pharmacist's counter now. No more embarrassing discussions on "ribbed, or non ribbed?" 🫢 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 36 minutes ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: They're actually out from behind the pharmacist's counter now. No more embarrassing discussions on "ribbed, or non ribbed?" 🫢 You used to have to ask a pharmacist for a rubber? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 1 hour ago, Gugny said: You used to have to ask a pharmacist for a rubber? Uh. Yeah. Back the day. We’re not talking Walgreens or RiteAide pharmacies but mom and pop convenient store / pharmacy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 If anyone wants to get their names run through the putative father registry let me know! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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