Gugny Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 Joe Six Pack/Joe in Winslow has left the building. The Miami Week Haiku tradition cannot die. I've gotten his blessing to continue it in his stead. Dolphins have no chance Bills will be looking for blood After last week's crap 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 Buffalo buffa lo buffalo buffalo buffa buffalo 1 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffaloboyinATL Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 Tua struggling Flores has a plan for that Too bad Fitz is gone 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
devldog131 Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 Hey mods, before I get myself suspended over a haiku, what are the rules regarding profanity censored with asterisks when mocking the Miami Dolphins? Asking for a friend... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 10 minutes ago, Gugny said: Joe Six Pack/Joe in Winslow has left the building. The Miami Week Haiku tradition cannot die. I've gotten his blessing to continue it in his stead. Dolphins have no chance Bills will be looking for blood After last week's crap It doesn’t rhyme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 Week one is a lie Fish cant figure out Allen Tua pick session 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyBatty is alive Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 Allen bounces back Tua 's weak arm is exposed Bills dominate Finns 3 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: It doesn’t rhyme. That is not the principle behind Haiku Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconator Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 (edited) Tua is a mess Dolphins can't beat Buffalo Josh throws 7 TD's Edited September 15, 2021 by Draconator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBillyG Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 If the Bills can't score And they don't make adjustments Fire Daboll Monday 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Holmes Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 Free Josh Allen jersey What must I do @Gugny, what car was it again? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 5 minutes ago, RoyBatty is alive said: Allen bounces back Tua 's weak arm is exposed Bills dominate Finns That is not the principle behind Haiku Yours doesn’t rhyme either. “Haiku” is loosely translated to mean “One who composes words must balance sound and syllables.” Try harder. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blainorama5 Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 Buffalo fights for the win Miami is closing the gap Haikus are fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 The poem police Sure to make an appearance Pee on the cornflakes 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyBatty is alive Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 (edited) 9 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: Yours doesn’t rhyme either. “Haiku” is loosely translated to mean “One who composes words must balance sound and syllables.” Try harder. "Unlike many other forms of poetry, haiku poems do not need to rhyme. For a challenge, though, some haiku poets will try to rhyme the first and third lines. Exploring the unique form of haiku can be a great way to introduce budding writers to the world of poetry." I dont need to try harder' Edited September 15, 2021 by RoyBatty is alive 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 I don’t have the time to make all my haikus rhyme but that’s not a crime 1 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blainorama5 Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 2 minutes ago, K-9 said: I don’t have the time to make all my haikus rhyme but that’s not a crime Give it time Someone will chime Personal liberties be mine 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Firebaugh Kid Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 Tua gets exposed Allen destroys the dolphins All is right again 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 9 minutes ago, RoyBatty is alive said: "Unlike many other forms of poetry, haiku poems do not need to rhyme. For a challenge, though, some haiku poets will try to rhyme the first and third lines. Exploring the unique form of haiku can be a great way to introduce budding writers to the world of poetry." I dont need to try harder' Wikipedia is not always accurate. You need to look at the original scrolls from 12 BC. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Long Suffering Fan Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 Firebaugh Fireballer Finishes Funny Fishes Freeing Foolish Fears 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schoolhouserock Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 Bills lose to Steelers. Now they try against the Fish. Two losses would hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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