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Jerry Jones would do "anything known to man" to get back to a SB. What would YOU do?


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18 hours ago, Beast said:

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nfl.com/_amp/jerry-jones-i-would-do-anything-to-get-cowboys-back-into-a-super-bowl

 

What would you do to see the Bills return to the big game?

 

I'd sit through a Pee Wee Herman marathon with Royale and Teef.

 

I'd go to a mens fashion show with Sherlock Holmes that had Taysom Hill and Christian McCaffery on stage.

 

I'd actually listen to Simon, Hapless and Chandler and not post anything political on the football boards for the whole season.

you make the fun, but i loved pee wee herman as a kid.  i just watch his big adventure last week...it was magical.

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Well, we all know that Tom Donahoe drank babies' blood to no avail. I mean, how far can you go after that? I think I will just sit back and hope God smiles down on all of us Bills fans at some point. 

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19 hours ago, Beast said:

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nfl.com/_amp/jerry-jones-i-would-do-anything-to-get-cowboys-back-into-a-super-bowl

 

What would you do to see the Bills return to the big game?

 

I'd sit through a Pee Wee Herman marathon with Royale and Teef.

 

I'd go to a mens fashion show with Sherlock Holmes that had Taysom Hill and Christian McCaffery on stage.

 

I'd actually listen to Simon, Hapless and Chandler and not post anything political on the football boards for the whole season.

I approve of this message...I've contacted their agents:wub:

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1 hour ago, teef said:

you make the fun, but i loved pee wee herman as a kid.  i just watch his big adventure last week...it was magical.

You know they caught him at the Todd theater in Tampa right.  If you don’t know the Todd, use you’re imagination.  Even Weo wouldn’t go in there.  🤪🏋️♂️🦬

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As long as we're talking science fiction, I'd build a time machine and go back to the week before Super Bowl XXV. 

 

I'd figure out a way to get all of the bars in Tampa to have to shut down for the week, and I'd intercept Lawrence Taylor's girls and send them to Otis Anderson's hotel room the night before the big game. 

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