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Jerry Jones would do "anything known to man" to get back to a SB. What would YOU do?


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https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nfl.com/_amp/jerry-jones-i-would-do-anything-to-get-cowboys-back-into-a-super-bowl

 

What would you do to see the Bills return to the big game?

 

I'd sit through a Pee Wee Herman marathon with Royale and Teef.

 

I'd go to a mens fashion show with Sherlock Holmes that had Taysom Hill and Christian McCaffery on stage.

 

I'd actually listen to Simon, Hapless and Chandler and not post anything political on the football boards for the whole season.

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What would I do? 
 

Mostly continue to lmao at Jerry Jones,

all that money and he’s still a putz…, 

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I’d let Jack Bauer force me to listen non-stop to Schoop and the Bulldog for 168 hours straight while he’s yelling at me to say I love Jerry Sullivan.

 

GIVE ME HIS NAME!
 

 


Oh, and agree with everything Jets2020 says.  

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1 hour ago, Beast said:

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nfl.com/_amp/jerry-jones-i-would-do-anything-to-get-cowboys-back-into-a-super-bowl

 

What would you do to see the Bills return to the big game?

 

I'd sit through a Pee Wee Herman marathon with Royale and Teef.

 

I'd go to a mens fashion show with Sherlock Holmes that had Taysom Hill and Christian McCaffery on stage.

 

I'd actually listen to Simon, Hapless and Chandler and not post anything political on the football boards tor the whole season.

Jerry is lying as he has absolutely refused to hire or to be a good GM.

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40 minutes ago, RiotAct said:

I’d blast Foreigner on a boombox in the middle of Pyongyang, draped in an American Flag.


HEAD GAMES!

27 minutes ago, DJB said:

Id get a Patriots tattoo if we won the SB. 

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Right on my ass that said "Kiss my ass Patriots"


I don’t need a copy of that pic DJB.

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2 hours ago, nedboy7 said:

I don't think I need to do anything.  We are almost there. 

Agreed.  No offense to the OP, but this used to be a fun game cuz everyone was "well... there's no way the Bills are going to the Super Bowl. ha Ha!"

Now, I'm almost afraid of it.  Don't want to jinx our chances!

😆😉

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