947 Posted July 14, 2021 Share Posted July 14, 2021 I have the white ugly 2-toned Takeo Spikes. I also have a white Champion Moulds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubes Posted July 14, 2021 Share Posted July 14, 2021 I've mentioned this here sometime in the past, but this is the thread for it, so here goes. Bear with me. Few years back the mother-in-law from Illlinois was fishing for ideas for a holiday gift for me, so I decided a Bills t-shirt would be a decent option. So I went to the Bills shop online and picked out three different options for her. I emailed her the choices, numbered #1 through #3 with the URL links, and told her if she couldn't decide on one then I thought the second one, #2, would be my top choice. Seemed like a reasonable plan. Fast forward to the gift exchange evening. By this point I had long forgotten about that email. It's my turn to open up a gift, so I grab the one from her. I rip it open, open up the box, and here I am looking at a Bills jersey. A nice one, too. So I lift it out of the box and I begin to see it's an authentic Bills blue home jersey with the number 2 on it, and the name Carpenter across the back. She got me a real Dan Carpenter jersey. So I'm looking at this thing trying to comprehend not only why she got me a Bills jersey, but why I'm staring at an authentic Dan Carpenter jersey. I mean, it was a really nice jersey of course, and I always thought Dan seemed pretty cool and was a good kicker, but let's face it, it was a Dan Carpenter the kicker jersey. This is a woman who's from Illinois, knows almost nothing about football, even less about the Bills, and certainly had never even heard the name Dan Carpenter in her entire life to this point. It was just so puzzling I didn't know what to say at first. I didn't have the heart to ask her about it, but my best guess is that she somehow interpreted my email to mean that I wanted a #2 Bills jersey, not the #2 option of Bills t-shirts that I had sent her. How she made that leap I'll never know, but for quite some time that evening I was absolutely perplexed. In any case, I wore it to a couple of Bills games, and it was pretty funny. I figure I'm the only person outside of Dan's family to have one of those. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1ManRaid Posted July 14, 2021 Share Posted July 14, 2021 10 hours ago, aceman_16 said: Kiko Alonso (I won it and I use it to check my oil dipsticks) Whatever you do, don't wear it to bed. It'll take your head off when you lay down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
machine gun kelly Posted July 14, 2021 Share Posted July 14, 2021 10 hours ago, Miyagi-Do Karate said: I own two Rob Johnson jerseys (along with two RJ t-shirts). Some might question my judgment in evaluating QB talent. Ill see you’re Johnson and raise you a Wang. We’ll, Not really. I honestly don’t think they ever made a Wang Jersey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMF2006 Posted July 14, 2021 Share Posted July 14, 2021 11 hours ago, Maybe Someday said: Coy Wire. He crushed a guy in a preseason game (a lions RB IIRC) and I thought he was going to be really good in our 46 defense. We signed Lawyer Malloy a few days later. Honorable mention is a Gilmore #27 rookie jersey. I will see your Gilmore jersey and raise you a Terrence McGee 24 road white I debated whether to change the name plate on the Gilmore to White . Drew Bledsoe His and Hers Trentative Edwards (how could you not billieve the hype coming from a HOF coach) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Darragh Posted July 14, 2021 Share Posted July 14, 2021 9 hours ago, butch rolle said: Me too, but blue. The only Bills jersey I've ever had. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GymShorts84 Posted July 14, 2021 Share Posted July 14, 2021 Jairus Byrd. Turned out to be a short term investment. Bought at the Toronto game where they got destroyed by Seattle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niagara Bill Posted July 14, 2021 Share Posted July 14, 2021 6 hours ago, BeastMode54 said: Antowain Smith I'll see your Antowain Smith jersey and raise you 1 Todd Collins jersey. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted July 14, 2021 Share Posted July 14, 2021 Sometime around 2000 or 2001 I bought a Keith Newman jersey. Odd choice, I know, but I’m a UNC grad and Seinfeld fan so to me it made sense. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted July 14, 2021 Share Posted July 14, 2021 2 hours ago, machine gun kelly said: Ill see you’re Johnson and raise you a Wang. We’ll, Not really. I honestly don’t think they ever made a Wang Jersey. I think Sherlock Holmes probably has one or two...🤨 1 hour ago, JMF2006 said: Drew Bledsoe The Bills Bledsoe jersey could aptly go on any of the statues they're taking down in cities to atone for sins of previous generations. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
May Day 10 Posted July 14, 2021 Share Posted July 14, 2021 Moats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted July 14, 2021 Share Posted July 14, 2021 I cursed players as soon as I got their jersey.... Losman...enough said Spikes--tore his Achilles that season..in fact, it was the day after I met him at the Sundowner strip club in Niagara Falls Alonso--was traded months later posluszny--Left in free agency after that year Spiller..After his 1 good season I just ordered an Allen jersey...I hope I have let enough time to pass to break the curse 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted July 14, 2021 Share Posted July 14, 2021 I wanted to buy a Hamdan one when I was in college but I needed beer money instead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLTbills Posted July 14, 2021 Share Posted July 14, 2021 No strange ones currently, but definitely in the market for this bad boy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg S Posted July 14, 2021 Share Posted July 14, 2021 Not a Bills or NFL jersey but who remembers this one..... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted July 14, 2021 Share Posted July 14, 2021 (edited) I own a 69 jersey that has Teef-Royale on the back. Edited July 14, 2021 by Beast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted July 14, 2021 Share Posted July 14, 2021 (edited) 15 hours ago, aceman_16 said: Lol I did and was pissed. I have never owned a non chinese knock off jersey before that one. Want to buy it? It is well-greased! I think we'd all be pissed if we gave it our all in a high stakes "fillet-shio" contest in the back of an old Chevelle in dirt lot and the grand prize was a Kiko jersey. Edited July 14, 2021 by Jauronimo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4_kidd_4 Posted July 14, 2021 Share Posted July 14, 2021 13 hours ago, butch rolle said: I have two Norwoods, an 80’s game cut Sand Knit w the double stripes and a custom Puma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kwai San Posted July 14, 2021 Share Posted July 14, 2021 16 hours ago, The Wiz said: If you were a part of the group of maybe a dozen people that wore that jersey against them and are from Dunkirk I probably know you. DUNKIRK DON!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wiz Posted July 14, 2021 Share Posted July 14, 2021 3 minutes ago, Kwai San said: DUNKIRK DON!?!?!?!?!?!?!? No high level meetings for me, thank you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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