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9 hours ago, Jimmy Spagnola said:

I ain’t one to avoid no troubles and I seen a lot of things go down.  Mostudda time there aren’t no surprises but this one dude.  When there is a big job sometimes the boss calls in this guy Lance.  Lance weighs about 98 pounds soakin wet and looks like a kid but he throws people off guard.  Then he throws dem down a flighta stairs.  Lance also won’t hesitate to finish da job and quietly if you know what I mean.  
 

Since the Jets pick I been tryin to figure out who this QB reminded me of.  At first I thought the kid looked like road kill.  The I remembered Lance.  Youse is about to find out. It’s gonna hurt at first but the double tap at the end will be quick.  Bye bye.

 

P.S? J-e-t-s JEts JETs JETS

How come "yous guys" like to pick QBs that have zero leadership skills?

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On 5/8/2021 at 7:54 AM, machine gun kelly said:

I wish someone could give me the universal translator for speaking Spagnola.

It’s easy. 
1. Go to Jersey

2. Eat a pork roll & egg on everything bagel.

3. Get piss drunk.

4. Go to Staten Island

5. Violently violate your backside with a tire iron until you can’t remember if you’re throwing up pork roll or Taylor ham. 
6. Repeat yearly for that true Jets fan experience 

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2 minutes ago, Buffalo Junction said:

It’s easy. 
1. Go to Jersey

2. Eat a pork roll & egg on everything bagel.

3. Get piss drunk.

4. Go to Staten Island

5. Violently violate your backside with a tire iron until you can’t remember if you’re throwing up pork roll or Taylor ham. 
6. Repeat yearly for that true Jets fan experience 


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45 minutes ago, Buffalo Junction said:

It’s easy. 
1. Go to Jersey

2. Eat a pork roll & egg on everything bagel.

3. Get piss drunk.

4. Go to Staten Island

5. Violently violate your backside with a tire iron until you can’t remember if you’re throwing up pork roll or Taylor ham. 
6. Repeat yearly for that true Jets fan experience 


Font forget the White Castle.  😜

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