DrPJax Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 3 hours ago, IronMaidenBills said: Ok, so I’m in a funny mood right now and just out of morbid curiosity, I wanted to get a few laughs in here. We all know Beane is a wizard, so what if he trained a cheetah or a silverback gorilla to catch a football and run towards the end zone , would it theoretically be allowed? Is there any NFL rule that says animals are forbidden to play? Lololol I’m sure PETA would protest. You might be a little closer to delirium than being in a “ funny mood”! Might be time to put the draft guides away and try to catch a little sleep! Maybe this was already conjured up under the influence of Ambien! Lol,,,, tomorrow will be a fresh new start! 😀😊 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arm of Harm Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 47 minutes ago, Boxcar said: Dude, a tiger would have no chance against a gorilla The largest wild Siberian tiger recorded weighed 660 pounds, compared to 589 pounds for largest ever wild gorilla. However a gorilla will typically be a little larger than a Siberian tiger due to the largest Siberian tigers having been hunted and killed. Siberian tigers will sometimes prey on brown bears and black bears. The presence of a Siberian tiger in an area causes a local extinction for wolves. Felines are strong: a male lion can break the neck of a horse with a single swipe of a paw. In a football game a Siberian tiger would use its speed, enormous strength, and athleticism to tackle a gorilla. In a fight to the death (often discouraged in football games), the Siberian tiger would rely on its speed, strength, and cat quick reflexes in an effort to go for the jugular or otherwise kill its opponent. A gorilla would seek to break its opponent’s bones, and would have the ability to use its hands to grab hold of its enemy. It would be a great fight, but my money would be on the animal which must always kill before it can eat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevyVanMiller Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 5 hours ago, Buffalo03 said: Wtf kind of thread is this? Weed is legal in many states now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Otreply Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 6 hours ago, DQW87 said: The Patriots already have a bunch of cheetahs! That's all folks!!!! He’ll be here all the week... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Don Otreply Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 3 hours ago, Buffalo716 said: Losing team goes to Valhalla There would just be so much blood on the field High pressure hoses....and large drains on the side lines... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cantankeous Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 Ok, who left the back door open again? 🤦♂️ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMF2006 Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 6 hours ago, IronMaidenBills said: Ok, so I’m in a funny mood right now and just out of morbid curiosity, I wanted to get a few laughs in here. We all know Beane is a wizard, so what if he trained a cheetah or a silverback gorilla to catch a football and run towards the end zone , would it theoretically be allowed? Is there any NFL rule that says animals are forbidden to play? Lololol I’m sure PETA would protest. Was that funny mood brought on by bath salts ? 6 hours ago, DQW87 said: The Patriots already have a bunch of cheetahs! That's all folks!!!! You forgot the drum roll 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Says Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 Cheetahs don't have thumbs and don't catch well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLEN1QB Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 We already have a thread talking about the same thing please use the search bar before starting a new topic 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasons1992 Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 (edited) 4 hours ago, Boxcar said: Problem with silverbacks is you'd have to somehow ensure it didn't just kill anyone who tried to tackle it. Our zoo here in Cincinnati can handle things like that. Too soon? Edited May 1, 2021 by Seasons1992 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunnerBill Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 I reckon a mongoose could. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StHustle Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 7 hours ago, DQW87 said: The Patriots already have a bunch of cheetahs! That's all folks!!!! This deserves a Machine Gun Kelly mic drop! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChronicAndKnuckles Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 7 hours ago, IronMaidenBills said: Ok, so I’m in a funny mood right now and just out of morbid curiosity, I wanted to get a few laughs in here. We all know Beane is a wizard, so what if he trained a cheetah or a silverback gorilla to catch a football and run towards the end zone , would it theoretically be allowed? Is there any NFL rule that says animals are forbidden to play? Lololol I’m sure PETA would protest. Just got done watching Air Bud? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 There’s nothing in the rule book that says an elephant can’t pitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irv Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 Giraffe in the red zone would be epic. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt_In_NH Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 2 minutes ago, Irv said: Giraffe in the red zone would be epic. Butterneck! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOUSE Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 Boredom in the middle of an NFL draft is unforgivable 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niagara Bill Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 George " The Animal Steele" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 OK, we've had the cat on the field and the squirrel on the field vids posted I didn't see Maroon5 but here y'all go In the broad light of day, I think it's past time to put this dog of a thread to sleep. 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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