DallasBillsFan1 Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 I always planned that if the Bills won the Superbowl, I would fly to Buffalo to join the party and go to the parade, celebrate, drink Labatts ... etc. Of course, with Covid and rules about travel and having to quarantine ... I am left with two choices. Stay in Texas, or smuggle myself into NYS. When someone flys into Buffalo from a Texas market, isn't there a health declaration? Can anyone recommend an illegal crossing point from Canada into Buffalo? Maybe there is a catapult in Canada that can get me over to NYS? Or a hot air balloon? I'll pay good $$. Suggestions? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WMDman Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 use the tunnels like el chappo 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T&C Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 I like this thread... how to be illegal and asking for suggestions on how to be illegal. 5 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiltonWaddams Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 5 minutes ago, WMDman said: use the tunnels like el chappo Yeah! The tunnels used to import the Quebec Bleu Cheese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkx2 Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 Fly to Ohio and drive in. It's not like there's border check points with machine guns. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4_kidd_4 Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 I have a suggestion. Stay home. 6 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 Quote For any traveler to New York State from a noncontiguous state, US territory or CDC level 2 and higher country, the new guidelines for travelers to test-out of the mandatory 10-day quarantine are below: For travelers who were out-of-state for more than 24 hours: Travelers must obtain a test within three days of departure, prior to arrival in New York. The traveler must, upon arrival in New York, quarantine for three days. On day 4 of their quarantine, the traveler must obtain another COVID test. If both tests comes back negative, the traveler may exit quarantine early upon receipt of the second negative diagnostic test. https://coronavirus.health.ny.gov/covid-19-travel-advisory 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Call_Of_Ktulu Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 10 minutes ago, DallasBillsFan1 said: I always planned that if the Bills won the Superbowl, I would fly to Buffalo to join the party and go to the parade, celebrate, drink Labatts ... etc. Of course, with Covid and rules about travel and having to quarantine ... I am left with two choices. Stay in Texas, or smuggle myself into NYS. When someone flys into Buffalo from a Texas market, isn't there a health declaration? Can anyone recommend an illegal crossing point from Canada into Buffalo? Maybe there is a catapult in Canada that can get me over to NYS? Or a hot air balloon? I'll pay good $$. Suggestions? That living cardboard cut out bud light commercial might really work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrownBear Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 just fly in and quarantine at the airport for two weeks. it has wifi so you can work from there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 7 minutes ago, jkx2 said: Fly to Ohio and drive in. It's not like there's border check points with machine guns. Best suggestion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heathcliff Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 Come on over to my house and eat wings, Buffalo chicken dip, and Labatts Blue with my Bills family. Sachse, Tx 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whites Bay Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 11 minutes ago, 4_kidd_4 said: I have a suggestion. Stay home. This. Not meaning to be a jerk, but Labatts can be found at your local supermarket. Just chill. The Bills will be back doing the same thing next year. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Otreply Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 14 minutes ago, T&C said: I like this thread... how to be illegal and asking for suggestions on how to be illegal. This is an example of how absolutely effective the dumbing down of America has been... I’m thinking an IQ of high fifties low sixties... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt_In_NH Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 Try swimming across the top of the falls. No one will suspect that 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevWarRifleman Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 3 hours ago, jkx2 said: Fly to Ohio and drive in. It's not like there's border check points with machine guns. Not yet anyways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4_kidd_4 Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 1 minute ago, mattynh said: Try swimming across the top of the falls. No one will suspect that This guy smuggles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 28 minutes ago, DallasBillsFan1 said: I always planned that if the Bills won the Superbowl, I would fly to Buffalo to join the party and go to the parade, celebrate, drink Labatts ... etc. Of course, with Covid and rules about travel and having to quarantine ... I am left with two choices. Stay in Texas, or smuggle myself into NYS. When someone flys into Buffalo from a Texas market, isn't there a health declaration? Can anyone recommend an illegal crossing point from Canada into Buffalo? Maybe there is a catapult in Canada that can get me over to NYS? Or a hot air balloon? I'll pay good $$. Suggestions? pay $ to get a covid test Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsfaninSB Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 Swim across Lake Ontario but start in Kingston, Ontario, CA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOUSE Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 The best way to get in is to spray yourself black then cling to the underside of a 18 wheeler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven&nine Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 who told you about the catapult? that was supposed to be a secret. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts