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Pick 2 teams to disappear from NFL without anyone noticing


Mr. WEO

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I say:

 

Detroit:   ever travel around and see people sporting Lions jerseys inn the Fall or any other time?  This is a franchise that has completely disappeared under the featherweight impression of "Franchise QB" Matt Stafford, who has racked up a sweet 73-84-And1 record, 4 winning seasons and 3 one and done playoff years. This sad period feature the wonderful "Jeff Schwartz Arc", where he brought them from  2-14 to 10-6 to 4-12 in 4 magical years!  They've only 2 players worth tuning in to watch in those rare nationally televised games in the past 25 years.  

 

 

Atlanta:   playing in a city (ahem) that is the home of the College Football Hall of Fame describes a lot of this team's appeal deficit.   That and it is led by career stat padder and ironically serial choker "Matty Ice" Ryan.  He's the Vinny Testaverde of the Confederacy.  HOF for futility---captain of the "NFCS runner-up".  A team that many woke up on that SB Sunday and said "huh"?  A franchise the Heimlich family petitioned to have the name of their loved one's eponymous maneuver changed to "Atlanta".  A team that the county last found interesting  25 years ago after Lisa Left Eye (RIP) torched Andre Rison's typical Buckhead McMansion.

 

What say ye?

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3 minutes ago, GoBills808 said:

Jets and Browns

 

I mean would anyone really miss either of them

 

 

Come on!  That's lazy man...

 

There are rabid Jets and Browns fans...

 

Chargers are a consideration.  But since they moved it's hard to know where to place them.  Plus they are buzzy with their rookie QB.    

 

 

Just now, GunnerBill said:

Jaguars and Chargers. Without a second's pause.

 

 

Jags are certainly in the discussion.  No natural fans.  

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