meazza Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 I learned not to try to calm down your wife by telling her to calm down as that is like throwing gasoline on the fire. 2 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dub Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 51 minutes ago, meazza said: I learned not to try to calm down your wife by telling her to calm down as that is like throwing gasoline on the fire. We may be married to the same person ! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Improved DC Tom Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 7 hours ago, Greybeard said: A man hears what he wants to hear Very true. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westside Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 7 hours ago, Greybeard said: A man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest. Love that song! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GaryPinC Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 Cars you are trying to pass will almost always speed up to race you but won't go above 80. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orlando Tim Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 Liberals have higher standards for conservatives then they do of their own behavior. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoCal Deek Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 4 hours ago, meazza said: I learned not to try to calm down your wife by telling her to calm down as that is like throwing gasoline on the fire. I learned just the other night that a woman should NEVER use the phrase “Excuse me, I’m talking now” when debating a man. NEVER! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Miner Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 I know how to correctly identify mom ass 95% of the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoCal Deek Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 Just now, Joe Miner said: I know how to correctly identify mom ass 95% of the time. I’m gonna have to look that one up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Miner Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 1 minute ago, SoCal Deek said: I’m gonna have to look that one up. I also know my wife hates it when I display my knowledge. But that’s knowledge I gained from her telling me so it doesn’t count in this thread. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoCal Deek Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 Just now, Joe Miner said: I also know my wife hates it when I display my knowledge. But that’s knowledge I gained from her telling me so it doesn’t count in this thread. Does she tell you “excuse me, I’m speaking”? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Miner Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 Just now, SoCal Deek said: Does she tell you “excuse me, I’m speaking”? She might, I don’t really pay attention. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoCal Deek Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 Just now, Joe Miner said: She might, I don’t really pay attention. Now THAT made me laugh. Well done Joe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary M Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 when in doubt, don't fart. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinga Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 14 hours ago, New Improved DC Tom said: Relaxation of excited states in spin chains defined by Dzyaloshinskii-Moirya coupling follows a streteched exponential-like curve. Pearl Harbor was not the end of the battleship era. June 6, 1942 was. The USS Missouri might disagree with you.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinga Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 2 hours ago, Joe Miner said: She might, I don’t really pay attention. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Improved DC Tom Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 41 minutes ago, Cinga said: The USS Missouri might disagree with you.... It hasn't read my book. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinga Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 2 minutes ago, New Improved DC Tom said: It hasn't read my book. If it could, that might deserve a promotion to starship.... 🤣 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 11 hours ago, Dub said: Boxers are the craziest bastards on the planet They don't have to be: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoon Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 Realized today that by having black employees I’m part of the problem. When I hire black people it forces them into a subservient role to me, the business “owner,” or just “owner.” By having them subservient to a white male owner, I can only imagine the fear and pain they feel from their antebellum genetic memory. The best way to fight racism is to not hire black people! Right? I’m an activist, and I’m here to help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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