Chaos Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 (edited) In tHe movie version of Seabiscuit movie goers were told the horse could not win from the front and that he had to give up the lead and win from behind at the end. Darth Bellichek is Secretariat, perfectly happy to get out in front and stomp the crap out of the field. My heart health requires more secretariat and less Seabiscuit from coach McDermott Edited September 28, 2020 by Chaos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweats Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 Man-O-war is my pick....Secretariat and Sea biscuit are dried up ole nags 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColoradoBills Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 4 hours ago, Chaos said: In tHe movie version of Seabiscuit movie goers were told the horse could not win from the front and that he had to give up the lead and win from behind at the end. Darth Bellichek is Secretariat, perfectly happy to get out in front and stomp the crap out of the field. My heart health requires more secretariat and less Seabiscuit from coach McDermott McDermott ain't a horse. He's a sulky driver! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fansince88 Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 If he was a cat he be Garfield. If he was a dog he would be snoopy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blainorama5 Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 For the dog analogy: Give McDermott a treat for being a good boy. Take Bellicheat to the dog shelter - preferably NOT a "no-kill" one. As far as the horse analogies go... you can call McDermott, Seabiscuit, Secretariat or Man-O-War - they were ALL winners! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 If Josh Allen were a porn star, he would be John Holmes because they are known for their canons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blainorama5 Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 1 minute ago, Royale with Cheese said: If Josh Allen were a porn star, he would be John Holmes because they are known for their canons. or Dirk Diggler. Either would apply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 2 minutes ago, Blainorama5 said: or Dirk Diggler. Either would apply. Or Jenna Jameson because they both are good from behind. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blainorama5 Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 Just now, Royale with Cheese said: Or Jenna Jameson because they both are good from behind. Nice one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 If I were a horse, I wouldn’t allow Ed Oliver to mount me. 😉 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 1 minute ago, Chandler#81 said: If I were a horse, I wouldn’t allow Ed Oliver to mount me. 😉 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddie's Dead Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 Who is McDemott? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njbuff Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 How come all of you guys know the names of porn stars? 🤓 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bills fan since 87 Posted September 29, 2020 Share Posted September 29, 2020 This board is beautifully crazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swimtoga Posted September 29, 2020 Share Posted September 29, 2020 Shouldn’t we save this conversation for late May? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Who Posted September 29, 2020 Share Posted September 29, 2020 Nah, Seabiscuit comes on here all the time expressing skepticism about Josh because 1) his college numbers are just abysmal and 2) he is suffering from attachments in the past and has repudiated homerism and 3) he's just plain ornery. I don't know if he's been allowed out of his paddock recently, as I don't recall his opinion in light of Josh's apparent leap into franchise qb status. Nonetheless, I vote for either Mr. Ed or Secretariat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted September 29, 2020 Share Posted September 29, 2020 Why can’t he be Mr Ed? I always liked Mr Ed!!! He could talk, you know, but I doubt he could clap..... . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtbag Posted September 29, 2020 Share Posted September 29, 2020 5 hours ago, fansince88 said: If he was a cat he be Garfield. If he was a dog he would be snoopy. if mcdermott were a sandwich, he'd be an open-faced headcheese served on rye, accented with a lovely dijon mustard, a couple dabs of horseradish and served with a side of tangy, vinegary sauerkraut. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted September 29, 2020 Share Posted September 29, 2020 1 hour ago, njbuff said: How come all of you guys know the names of porn stars? 🤓 They love cinema? Actually, I think a certain subset of our crowd are retired “actors”. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fansince88 Posted September 29, 2020 Share Posted September 29, 2020 13 minutes ago, Dirtbag said: if mcdermott were a sandwich, he'd be an open-faced headcheese served on rye, accented with a lovely dijon mustard, a couple dabs of horseradish and served with a side of tangy, vinegary sauerkraut. Yet more simple like Salami on Rye. Slightly toasted of course. BTW, For a Dirtbag you know your sandwiches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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