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If You Could Only Have One Tool In Your Toolbox


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20 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said:

What kinda stupid question is this?  Do you wipe your azz halfway?

 

Anyway, is it a "Tool?"

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If I can't  have duct tape. Then it's a coin flip between @Gugny & @BringBackFergy, those guys are the best multi-tools on the planet.  But I lean the barrister,  a good lawyer can get you out of a lot of tough jams! 😉 😜 😘 

There’s only one tool that can sign a complaint/letter or complete a Sudoko puzzle while watching boats go by....a pen. 

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21 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said:

There’s only one tool that can sign a complaint/letter or complete a Sudoko puzzle while watching boats go by....a pen. 

Dear Mr. Bring Back Fergy,

     
     Your office sign that states no walk in traffic infringes upon my right to socialize with your staff.

 

signed with my $1.19 Bic pen,

Chatty Cathy 

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1 hour ago, Augie said:

 

I’ll go with a corkscrew, with the phone number of a good handyman etched in the side. Finis! 

 

I can't argue with that, so let's go with a bottle opener that works on two kinds of bottles:

 

IDEALISK Corkscrew, silver color, matte - IKEA

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