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Twas the Night Before Football


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Thought I'd resurrect this. Those of you who may have been part of the original Buffalo Bills Message Board, may remember this.

 

Twas the night before football, and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. 
The fresh beer was chilling, in the cooler with care,
In the hopes that Bills football soon would be there. 

 

The players were all nestled,  by curfew in bed,
while visions of superbowls, danced in their heads.
Some mama in her G-string, and I in my thong,
Drank too much tequilla, 'till the night was long gone.

 

When out in the den, there arose such a clatter.
I sprang from my bed, to see what was the matter.
Away to the couch, I stumbled and tripped,
grabbed the remote, and cursed when it slipped.

 

The sun on the blades, of the fresh painted lawn,
Gave luster of football, the waiting was gone. 
When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
A lightning quick team, and fake fans drinking beer. 

 

With a young, feisty coach, who's got this team tight,
They're built for a run, with unparalleled might.
More rapid than jets, His warriors they came,
He whistled, clapped, and shouted their names...

 

Now Josh, Now Devin, Now John and Stefon
On Edmunds, On Oliver,  On White and Milano.
to the top of your game, to the top of the league. 
Lets get this run started, it starts with the Jets!!

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30 minutes ago, Virgil said:

I’ve been waiting for this thread all day 

 

I would love to see it updated for the current get regime a bit.  Maybe he wakes to some Process Clapping 

Hey Virg! You ready for 10 Things tomorrow night? I am!! LETS GO BUFFALO!!!!

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15 minutes ago, fansince88 said:

Hey Virg! You ready for 10 Things tomorrow night? I am!! LETS GO BUFFALO!!!!

 

Oh, I am super ready.  The first game is always a little harder because I just want to enjoy the game and not pick it apart. 

 

But yes, I can't wait.  The first week, I don't have to worry about repeating similar points from other weeks.  Then I get to watch the Saints rip the Bucs apart.  It's good times ahead

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13 minutes ago, Virgil said:

 

Oh, I am super ready.  The first game is always a little harder because I just want to enjoy the game and not pick it apart. 

 

But yes, I can't wait.  The first week, I don't have to worry about repeating similar points from other weeks.  Then I get to watch the Saints rip the Bucs apart.  It's good times ahead

Great. One of my favorite posts since Bill stopped. You do real well!

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