Toilet Paper and Paper Towel Questions

[Greg S]

1. No

2. Over the top.

 

Here is some fine TP to wipe with BTW. For me there isn't a better logo to wipe **** on.

 

[Not at the table Karlos]

TP is stored in bathroom closet so there’s always a fresh supply close by. But will replace roll and leave almost empty one on top of new roll or next to toilet. Use the same amount.

 

Over the top is the correct and only way to do it. 

Edited August 14, 2020 by Not at the table Karlos

[BarleyNY]

On 8/12/2020 at 10:45 AM, Irv said:

1.  If you see the toilet paper or paper towel roll getting dangerously low, do you use less just so you don't need to swap out a new roll?

 

2. Toilet paper/paper towel - pull from over the top or under the bottom...or doesn't matter? 

1.  My usage does not change. I swap out the roll.  I do this if it’s even close to running out as I do not want to be inconvenienced later (paper towels) and because I assume my teenagers would rather have crap on their asses rather than take 30 seconds to put on a new roll.

 

2. Over.  I’m not a monster.  That’s for TP, obviously.  For paper towels I have a stand holder that’s awesome.  I think it was recommended by America’s Test Kitchen.  Makes one handed tear offs easy.  

[Johnny Hammersticks]

On 8/13/2020 at 12:13 AM, Sherlock Holmes said:

This chart never gets old...

 

This meme explains why I have decided to sit when I pee from now on, just in case...I don't want to commit anymore unsolved crimes

 

Just make sure you don’t sit on your balls.  

[Don Otreply]

I never skimp on TP use, I always check the roll before I drop trow. ?
 

It’s like wings and blue cheese, Over the top, it’s what civilized people do ?. 

[Sherlock Holmes]

15 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said:

 

Just make sure you don’t sit on your balls.  

No worries, I've already been neutered by my wife!!

[Nanker]

Worst TP I ever encountered was in a hotel in Berlin. It was like the core roll but just thinner. 
Approximately 120 grit.  ?

[Fr. Jerk]

[The Dean]

On 8/15/2020 at 6:09 PM, Nanker said:

Worst TP I ever encountered was in a hotel in Berlin. It was like the core roll but just thinner. 
Approximately 120 grit.  ?

 

At SUNY Albany, in the mid 70s, the toilet paper was so bad, I swear it read Carborundum Coarse on the back.

 

On a related note, one summer during college I worked in a paper factory in Niagara Falls (Nitec, back then). I was lucky to work on the TP/Tissue paper machines. My buddy had a much tougher job working on the coated paper machines.