K-9 Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 You like gladiator movies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 It’s just a little flu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WEATHER DOT COM Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 No, it's not contagious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Brown Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 Jet-flue can't melt steel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 "The earth is flat." "Covid-19's just the flu." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 From a guy: You look like Mommy! Ever see a micropenis? My cat loves me From a girl: My kids at home I have prolapsed anus Vaginal warts are speedbumps! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
section122 Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 On 7/15/2020 at 11:24 AM, ICanSleepWhenI'mDead said: Nice shoes - - wanna F * * * ? This actually worked for me once! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 5 minutes ago, Guffalo said: Vaginal warts are speedbumps! ? LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Who Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 3 hours ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: And who doesn't! ? Well, women generally. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muppy Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 I forgot my wallet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 43 minutes ago, section122 said: This actually worked for me once! Did you catch anything? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 57 minutes ago, Dr. Who said: Well, women generally. You find one that does, and you hang onto that girl, mister! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldTimeAFLGuy Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 ..."my wife says hello".......... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 Please wear a mask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 26 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Please wear a mask. .....or, the flip side: Masks are for fools. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Augie said: .....or, the flip side: Masks are for fools. 6 words, 7 if you don't count contractions: "You're the Ying to my Yang." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 Wanna talk about waterways? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted July 18, 2020 Share Posted July 18, 2020 You like professional wrestling? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevWarRifleman Posted July 18, 2020 Share Posted July 18, 2020 "Hi. I'm into license plates." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
section122 Posted July 18, 2020 Share Posted July 18, 2020 5 hours ago, ICanSleepWhenI'mDead said: Did you catch anything? Nothing some antibiotics couldn't fix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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