Washington DC Needs a New Football Nickname: Help Them Out

[4merper4mer]

Because of all the politicians they should be tHe Washington:

 

Jerks who

Are

Commonly

Known

Only

For

Fradulent

Sh$&

 

They could go by the acronym for short.

 

[Coffeesforclosers]

The Washington Red Octobers, and slap a big submarine on the helmet, their colors are red and gold already so they may as well roll with Soviet references so they can stay edgy. Or the Washington Red Scare, and their mascot could zombie Lenin or a family friendly hammer-and-sickle.

[HerdMentality]

The Washington Penitents

[Carbonpoke]

Washington Revolution!

 

Washington Potomac!

 

Washington Freedom

[YoloinOhio]

2020 continues to be a cluster 

 

 

[SDS]

5 minutes ago, YoloinOhio said:

2020 continues to be a cluster 

 

 

it’s temporary. What’s the big deal… it literally affects no one right now.

[PoBills33]

Why not just call themselves Washington without any nickname, its what I would want the bills to do if they had to change their name..or is the nickname required?

[The Wiz]

Washington (insert name here) has a nice ring to it

[judman]

They should just stay with "Washington Football Team" because it's so ridiculous.

[Royale with Cheese]

The Washington Football team brought to you by The Jump to Conclusions Mat.  You see, you have this mat, with different conclusions written on it that you could jump to.   

Edited July 24, 2020 by Royale with Cheese

[Coffeesforclosers]

17 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said:

The Washington Football team brought to you by The Jump to Conclusions Mat.  You see, you have this mat, with different conclusions written on it that you could jump to.   

I'll chuck you a like for the Office Space reference, but no more.

[Royale with Cheese]

15 minutes ago, Coffeesforclosers said:

I'll chuck you a like for the Office Space reference, but no more.

Are you hitting on me?

[Gugny]

Just now, Royale with Cheese said:

Are you hitting on me?

 

He better not be.

[Royale with Cheese]

6 minutes ago, Gugny said:

 

He better not be.

Is this like a hot dog and bun situation?

[JoPoy88]

This has veered into the absurd and for once it’s not our fault. Dan Snyder is the gift that keeps on giving. I hope he ends up running the whole league

[cage]

If they just re-arranged the name to Washington Team Football they can then go by WTF, with an emoji for a logo  ?

[Niagara]

13 hours ago, judman said:

They should just stay with "Washington Football Team" because it's so ridiculous.

It would be a stick it to those who disliked the name "Redskins".

[OldTimeAFLGuy]

...call 'em the "Snyders"....ain't much of nothing and clueless.....poor Rivera...he's a pretty good dude................

[Special K]

The Washington Person/Woman/Man/Camera/TV’s

[stinky finger]

2 hours ago, OldTimeAFLGuy said:

...call 'em the "Snyders"....ain't much of nothing and clueless.....poor Rivera...he's a pretty good dude................

 

 

This is a great opportunity for him to put a new face on all things football related.

 

And yes, I agree - good dude.