WotAGuy Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 The best one is filing out row by row “like at church”. https://www.sun-sentinel.com/sports/miami-dolphins/fl-sp-dolphins-covid-19-tom-garfinkel-20200504-m7fasbfyvnfmfkq5wiszyomj24-story.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 The Dolphins have fans? That puts them ahead of the Jags! 1 4 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 I guess they've never been to a catholic church at the end of mass. 1 5 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 Honestly, early season games in eithe r place are truly unbearable, and I tend to be OK with HOT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiotAct Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 (edited) interesting. The limiting attendance to 15k seems like it would be a mess. Especially for teams with a full slate of STH’ers. Imagine that with the Bills: “Alright, we need 20,000 folks to voluntarily waive their tickets for the games against New England and Kansas City! Any takers?” Edited May 5, 2020 by RiotAct Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nedboy7 Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 Wait. So its not a hoax? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WotAGuy Posted May 5, 2020 Author Share Posted May 5, 2020 “To prepare for a scenario in which fans are allowed into venues during the 2020 NFL campaign, the Miami Dolphins have developed strategies for how to host games at Hard Rock Stadium during the COVID-19 pandemic. While appearing on "Good Morning America" on Monday, Dolphins president and CEO Tom Garfinkel revealed mock-ups of new stadium entrance points that would help the team comply with social distance guidelines. "We would have times to come in for security at different gates so people would be separated out in terms of when they enter the stadium," Garfinkel said, according to ESPN's Cameron Wolfe. "We would exit the stadium much like a church environment where each row exits so people aren't filing out all at the same time in a herd." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PIZ Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 20 minutes ago, Just Jack said: I guess they've never been to a catholic church at the end of mass. My Dad always had a rule to leave mass right before the priest headed down the aisle. We always beat everyone out of the parking lot. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevewin Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 The Jags have been pandemic crowd practicing for years - 4D chess 3 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Firebaugh Kid Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 Nobody goes to that stadium anyways. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromoTheRobot Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 1 hour ago, RiotAct said: interesting. The limiting attendance to 15k seems like it would be a mess. Especially for teams with a full slate of STH’ers. Imagine that with the Bills: “Alright, we need 20,000 folks to voluntarily waive their tickets for the games against New England and Kansas City! Any takers?” Lottery? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky Landing Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 Some of the protocols for Bills games: No mild, or medium wings. Extra-spicy only. Any table being jumped through either has to be disinfected, or burning for at least one minute. Any alcohol being drunk through a woman's ass-crack has to be at least 100 proof. All dildos thrown onto the field must be sanitized. Any brawls in the stands must be conducted with gloves, and face-masks. No Steelers fans. No drinking the hand sanitizer. Social distancing at urinals (no doubling up). All visiting team's fans must genuflect at the statue of Ralph Wilson. 3 8 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
machine gun kelly Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 2 hours ago, Rocky Landing said: Some of the protocols for Bills games: No mild, or medium wings. Extra-spicy only. Any table being jumped through either has to be disinfected, or burning for at least one minute. Any alcohol being drunk through a woman's ass-crack has to be at least 100 proof. All dildos thrown onto the field must be sanitized. Any brawls in the stands must be conducted with gloves, and face-masks. No Steelers fans. No drinking the hand sanitizer. Social distancing at urinals (no doubling up). All visiting team's fans must genuflect at the statue of Ralph Wilson. Well, you’re no fun. I’ve always wanted to drink purel (not). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CSBill Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 (edited) Don't be surprised if this is similar to where all teams land, especially early in the season. Implications for Bills home games: No Tailgating parties Neighbors not permitted to open their yards for parking--probably not needed anyhow, see the next point 6 feet between every seat/person = 15-20 K Entering and leaving done be sections For once, the corridors, bathrooms, and concession will not be crowded Everyone must wear a face-mask at all time (imagine the muffled cheering) And apparently, a chance no alcohol served at the stadium? Would you go to a game under these conditions? Edited May 7, 2020 by CSBill 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Brown Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 Can't wait for the Packers plans. You can do the Lambeau Leap but you might just end up bouncing against the wall and risk being paralyzed. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 Should be interesting to see what type of attendance plan stadiums adopt. If only half the stadiums are allowed to be filled, for distancing rules for example, you have to wonder how many of the concessions would want to open. The concessioners have to pay to operate in the stadium, and with reduced spectators = reduced revenue, not sure it is worth it for them to operate in a stadium on game day. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerJ Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 12 hours ago, Just Jack said: I guess they've never been to a catholic church at the end of mass. Or any protestant church either. Maybe a wedding with ushers to enforce the pew by pew dismissal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That's No Moon Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 We all just misread it. It's these to circulate the air in the sweat sock they call a stadium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuvian Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 only a burial of Shula at mid field would sell that place out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 12 hours ago, RiotAct said: interesting. The limiting attendance to 15k seems like it would be a mess. Especially for teams with a full slate of STH’ers. Imagine that with the Bills: “Alright, we need 20,000 folks to voluntarily waive their tickets for the games against New England and Kansas City! Any takers?” I think a more appropriate way to think about this is "do you want football or not?" I'm sure STH who don't get to attend games will be compensated/refunded and not lose any priority status. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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