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Epstein killed himself.

China is our ally.

We should take very serious journalists very seriously.

The WHO (and the UN) aren't useless drones.

Gun control is for your safety.

Ringo was the best songwriter in The Beatles.

Your vote matters and elections aren't just suggestion boxes our plutocratic overlords put out every two years.

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So Micky Mouse was at the psychiatrist office. 

 

Doctor: So you are depressed, huh? 

 

Mickey: Yes, it's still about Minnie 

 

Doctor: Tell me why you think she's crazy? 

 

Mickey: Crazy? I never said she was crazy

 

Doctor: Oh, I thought you did, that's why you are depressed. 

 

Mickey: No, I didn't mean she was crazy, I said she is f'ing Goofy 

 

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1 hour ago, LeviF91 said:

Epstein killed himself.

China is our ally.

We should take very serious journalists very seriously.

The WHO (and the UN) aren't useless drones.

Gun control is for your safety.

Ringo was the best songwriter in The Beatles.

Your vote matters and elections aren't just suggestion boxes our plutocratic overlords put out every two years.

 

 

ONE of those is really true.

 

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2 hours ago, Nanker said:

Tibs and Q-Brat are serious posters who only post the truth along with aspirational and helpful messages. They’re a credit to the Board, and their race. 

Day after day
Alone on a hill
The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still
But nobody wants to know him
They can see that he's just a fool
And he never gives an answer
But the fool on the hill
Sees the sun going down
And the eyes in his head
See the world spinning 'round
Well on the way
Head in a cloud
The man of a thousand voices
Talking perfectly loud
But nobody ever hears him
Or the sound he appears to make
And he never seems to notice
But the fool on the hill
Sees the sun going down
And the eyes in his head
See the world spinning 'round
And nobody seems to like him
They can tell what he wants to do
And he never shows his feelings
But the fool on the hill
Sees the sun going down
And the eyes in his head
See the world spinning 'round
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
'Round and 'round and 'round and 'round and round
And he never listens to them
He knows that they're the fools
They don't like him
The fool on the hill
Sees the sun going down
And the eyes in his head
See the world spinning 'round
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