BringBackFergy Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 Is there a chance with so many men and women staying home for the next few weeks that we see a huuuge baby boom in December 2020 - January 2021?? We could be ushering in a new generation of little Fergy’s, Gugny’s and (God save us) Exiled’s. https://www.npr.org/2019/05/15/723518379/u-s-births-fell-to-a-32-year-low-in-2018-cdc-says-birthrate-is-at-record-level Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 or... a lot of divorces. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 And in 13 years we’ll have.... quarenteenies! (not original) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Fan Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 (edited) 10 minutes ago, Foxx said: or... a lot of divorces. Yeah possible. It’s like we used to be able to just do our own things all day and not see each other. But now I gotta spend all day inside with you! Edited March 22, 2020 by Another Fan 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 13 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: Is there a chance with so many men and women staying home for the next few weeks that we see a huuuge baby boom in December 2020 - January 2021?? We could be ushering in a new generation of little Fergy’s, Gugny’s and (God save us) Exiled’s. https://www.npr.org/2019/05/15/723518379/u-s-births-fell-to-a-32-year-low-in-2018-cdc-says-birthrate-is-at-record-level I think we might. As Jordan Matthews famously said "Nothing to do but Each Other" ?❤️??? The earth is safe from a new generation of little Hap's though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 14 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: Is there a chance with so many men and women staying home for the next few weeks that we see a huuuge baby boom in December 2020 - January 2021?? We could be ushering in a new generation of little Fergy’s, Gugny’s and (God save us) Exiled’s. https://www.npr.org/2019/05/15/723518379/u-s-births-fell-to-a-32-year-low-in-2018-cdc-says-birthrate-is-at-record-level The only female in my house is my cat, Lazy. If she hasn't gotten pregnant by now, I think I'm good. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 3 minutes ago, Another Fan said: Yeah possible. It’s like we used to be able to just do our own things all day and not see each other. But now I gotta spend all day inside with you! I present to you: Your invisible coworker Cheryl. The suggestion is that we all create an invislbe coworker to blame for all frictions. "Cheryl is leaving empty water glasses all over the house and we just don't know what to do about her!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 13 minutes ago, Hapless Bills Fan said: I present to you: Your invisible coworker Cheryl. The suggestion is that we all create an invislbe coworker to blame for all frictions. "Cheryl is leaving empty water glasses all over the house and we just don't know what to do about her!" Reflecting on this ? statement, does that mean Bring Back Fergy solved his problem of the busy body slowing down office work? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted March 22, 2020 Author Share Posted March 22, 2020 12 minutes ago, Augie said: Hadn’t seen that before. Makes sense. Generation C! I can just picture little Augie’s asking “What did you and Mom do during the 2020 pandemic?” and Mrs Augie just changes the subject quickly. 21 minutes ago, Hapless Bills Fan said: I think we might. As Jordan Matthews famously said "Nothing to do but Each Other" ?❤️??? The earth is safe from a new generation of little Hap's though. By the way, had no idea where to put this. If you want to move it to “Generic Covid” thread go ahead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 17 minutes ago, Augie said: If they're anything like Millenials, they should just be called, "Covidiots." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeGOATski Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 3 hours ago, Gugny said: If they're anything like Millenials, they should just be called, "Covidiots." No way. "Covidiots" is reserved for the crazy people we have to deal with CURRENTLY 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasons1992 Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 I'm snipped and single, and people like @Augie @Royale with Cheese @plenzmd1 @Boyst62 @mead107 @CountryCletus know what I look like, so there's a GREAT chance the lucky ladies out there have nothing to worry about. Here to help those in need, however.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 (edited) 14 minutes ago, Seasons1992 said: I'm snipped and single, and people like @Augie @Royale with Cheese @plenzmd1 @Boyst62 @mead107 @CountryCletus know what I look like, so there's a GREAT chance the lucky ladies out there have nothing to worry about. Here to help those in need, however.......... Handsome devil that you are, if your plan is to take the lovely lady out and get her a drink, you might need a plan B. Maybe putt-putt? Practice timing your windmill to impress her! Wine gathering skills are not to be taken for granted. . Edited March 22, 2020 by Augie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 There will be a spike... But not boom The Millennials also called: Echo Boomers because they are children of Boomers are starting to reach middle age. Boomers are reaching elderly. It's the post-Millennials that will start having the kids... And they don't want to bring children (or really can't, shouldn't) into such a messed country and world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DefenseWins Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 On the other hand, maybe Netflix subscriptions boom and everyone just stays home and watches reruns of TWD and FTWD and V Wars... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Fan Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 I'm thinking self love will be an all time high now. Still the safest kind ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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