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"Horrible Harry" Phillips vs. Spinach


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One of these Bills.com "My Daily Routine" fluff pieces.

 

https://www.buffalobills.com/news/my-daily-routine-harrison-phillips

"If they have spinach, I'll take just a full scoop of normal spinach and I'll crinkle it up in my hand into one giant ball and I'll shove it all into my mouth at once and eat a full serving of spinach in one mouthful. I don't like the taste…people who see me do it for the first time think it's a show.  It's funny"

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He bought a cow last year - well, 880 lbs of former cow.  And he never wakes up on a number divisible by 5

 

 

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One, I love spinach: I put it on sandwiches, cook it my eggs, etc. 

 

Two, I’m so used to D-lineman being MEAN and he’s NOT mean!!!! Don’t get me wrong, I think he’s great and my 99 jersey is getting a new name plate...I just want to see a touch of evil!!!! ? 

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23 minutes ago, TroutDog said:

One, I love spinach: I put it on sandwiches, cook it my eggs, etc. 

 

Two, I’m so used to D-lineman being MEAN and he’s NOT mean!!!! Don’t get me wrong, I think he’s great and my 99 jersey is getting a new name plate...I just want to see a touch of evil!!!! ? 

the spinach thinks otherwise...

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27 minutes ago, TroutDog said:

One, I love spinach: I put it on sandwiches, cook it my eggs, etc. 

 

Two, I’m so used to D-lineman being MEAN and he’s NOT mean!!!! Don’t get me wrong, I think he’s great and my 99 jersey is getting a new name plate...I just want to see a touch of evil!!!! ? 

 

He IS evil!  Slayer of Spinach, Grinding up dozens of leaves in one bite!  "I hear the screams of the vegetables!"

 

I think linemen on both sides of the ball generally tend to be laid back dudes with a switch they can flip that brings out every shred of their inner anger from whistle to whistle.  I mean, they're so freakin' scary big and strong that if they weren't, they'd be terrifying just walking through a supermarket or sitting at a movie.

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2 hours ago, TroutDog said:

One, I love spinach: I put it on sandwiches, cook it my eggs, etc. 

 

Two, I’m so used to D-lineman being MEAN and he’s NOT mean!!!! Don’t get me wrong, I think he’s great and my 99 jersey is getting a new name plate...I just want to see a touch of evil!!!! ? 

If he did that with kale, now that would be evil and badass!

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