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Could also be a feint. The Patriots have always been scummy with misleading injury reports as a way to influence their opponent's prep. We'll hear about Brady's elbow all week from sources, then watch NE come out looking to pass 50 dink and dunks all day. 

 

Or I don't know. Maybe his elbow is serious. Maybe the wax candle mannequin man is melting down and now he's throwing out his elbow from beating off at the thought of retirement, the only thing that can conjure any joy. He's still winning, but he's miserable, and even wearing all the rings, what is he? Who is "Tom Brady"? He's an old man hurting himself by jacking off too hard and still coming up short. It is the saddest scene you've ever seen, and that's his real life.

 

After Saturday, he'll realize he just doesn't want to get up anymore. And Monday is when he gets the prognosis from the doctor. It's not good news. Yeah, that weird little mole? Not a mole, bro. In fact, it's inoperable, bro. We don't know how to tell you this but  the test result said your blood type was just "toxic"?? We didn't know that was even a possible result, bro. Yeah, your blood is green, bro. Not sure what you've been doing to your body, TB12, but our chemist says it qualifies as medical waste? Legally. So we're going to have to insist on immediate castration, just as precaution. Front desk will schedule the cremation. Anyway how about those Bills this year, bro??

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13 hours ago, SlimShady'sGhost said:

 

Come on man..  You don't really believe that garbage.  11-3  

 

OLD AGE has slowed Tom down to his 55% completion percentage 6 of the last 7 games 

Yep. You mean his body at 42 isn’t healing as fast as it did at 30? Shocking!

The game isn’t meant to be played by guys in their 40’s.

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8 hours ago, The Wiz said:

Sounds more likely they are making excuses before the game so they don't get called out for having a bad offense. 

 

I thought it sounded like Brady needed a reason to get out of the game at half time so we can't get the pleasure of beating him (if said win occurs)

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So in this thread we have:

 

1) Made fun of a guy’s huge ears

2) Learned some grammar 

3) Talked about a bad movie where the word “penetration” is used to describe it and the movie poster seems to promise lots of skin

4) Told Tommy we were gonna go to his house on Saturday afternoon and beat him up. 
 

This really is 5th grade. In all the best ways. 

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8 hours ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said:

Maybe they should take a few PSI out of the ball, make it easier on Tommy boy?  Refs will be calling defensive PI and defensive holding calls just to help the ‘poor fellow’ out.  ?

Yea get ready for some horrid calls, I feel like this one will be officiated worse than usual. 

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