Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 40 minutes ago, Sherlock Holmes said: Hey!!! I'm not a idiot!!! Always enjoyed the operator’s shack at a worksite years ago, where some sage coworker had spray painted ‘IDOIT AT WORK’ on the outside. They must run in packs. Just now, Mark Vader said: Could've or Should've. If I could’ve, I would’ve...but I couldn’t, so I douldn’t. ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldTimeAFLGuy Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 1 hour ago, Just Jack said: Man, you author’s are really picky when it come’s to spelingg. ? ...I had the same quiz at day care an hour ago................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 And to paraphrase Basil Fawlty, “THIS IS EXACTLY HOW NAZI GERMANY GOT STARTED!!!” 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coach Tuesday Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 This hurt my self of steam. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malazan Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 1 hour ago, Heitz said: I'm not sure calling people out for poor grammar is being "triggered", it's more like asking the question "I know it's almost 2020, but don't we have SOME standards in the world in which we live?". I have two employees on my team that do this constantly; every presentation there's at least ~4 of these to be fixed! My girl would approve of this thread, this is her biggest pet peeve too!! Great, let's have everyone's pet peeves in the football forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heitz Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 1 minute ago, jeremy2020 said: Great, let's have everyone's pet peeves in the football forum. Well, the good Dr. with his 19 years of TBD service gets a little leniency with what's "on topic". Wondering though, are the Fun Police a sub-set of the Grammar Nazis, or their own division altogether? ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Junction Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 2 minutes ago, Heitz said: Well, the good Dr. with his 19 years of TBD service gets a little leniency with what's "on topic". Wondering though, are the Fun Police a sub-set of the Grammar Nazis, or their own division altogether? ? Fun police are a derivative.... kind of like the Stasi. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundancer Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 Bills is always plural. You do not have a favorite Buffalo Bill. When the formerly illiterate learned to read to partake in the Internet, literacy improved but grammar took a hit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4_kidd_4 Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 My wife is a 10th grade English teacher, so I’m always on best behavior. She tell her class that every time they misuse an apostrophe on a plural word, God kills a puppy, ha. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddie's Dead Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 As a grammarian, reading this forum is often triggering. My favorites are the misspelled names. Did you know that the Bills once had a QB that doubled as a 70s disco group? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notwoz Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 2 hours ago, Seasons1992 said: Would that be Kelsey's "Grammer" police? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1ManRaid Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 1 hour ago, aceman_16 said: Hello. I am sorry that others' grammar usage is offensive. May I offer some advice? One - try yoga before reading forums. Two - maybe don't read forums. Three - maybe see your primary care physician for medicinal intervention to help with this issue. Good luck with the rest of your life's endeavors. Thank you so much for correctly writing the plural possessive. People also need to learn it's vs its, along with obvious things like their/there/they're and to/too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrownBear Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 Lol. Our member's could care less about grammar. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uticaclub Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 some people shouldn't have access to the internet. grow up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notwoz Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 2 hours ago, Dr. K said: I know this is not something most people care about, but please, for the love of God, YOU DO NOT NEED AN APOSTROPHE TO MAKE A SINGULAR NOUN PLURAL. IT IS ALWAYS WRONG. It's "the Bills" not "the Bill's." The "Patriots," not the "Patriot's." I saw two "dogs" in the street. Not "dog's." I know that this is a common mistake--but it's the fact that it's so common that drives me nuts. There are some tricky rules for apostrophes, and everybody makes mistakes sometimes, but THIS IS NOT HARD. Do an old man a favor and learn this simple rule. Your life will be immeasurably better, your sex life will improve, and your income will jump by 15%, and the Bills will beat the Pats. REMEMBER: Possessive pronouns like its, his, hers, ours, whose, theirs, etc. NEVER take an apostrophe. Ever ever ever. For the love of god, apostrophes do not make things plural. This story recounts the tale of a defender of the apostrophe who has thrown in the towel. But he has a new target: “The use of the comma is appalling,” he said. “When I read some newspaper websites they just don’t understand what it is used for.” https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/12/02/apostrophe-protection-society-john-richards-england/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundancer Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 (edited) 3 minutes ago, uticaclub said: some people shouldn't have access to the internet. grow up No need to prohibit usage for the illiterate. They (you) can just be segregated to your own ends. To cross the boundary, there will be a test. Edited December 10, 2019 by Sundancer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Formerly Allan in MD Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 2 hours ago, Dr. K said: I know that this is a common mistake The mistake is this thread. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 19 minutes ago, 4_kidd_4 said: My wife is a 10th grade English teacher, so I’m always on best behavior. She tell her class that every time they misuse an apostrophe on a plural word, God kills a puppy, ha. Maybe the Almighty should be eliminating grammar and punctuation offenders, not innocent dogs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 1 hour ago, Dr. K said: Sure, move it to wherever is appropriate. I think both of those possessives are correct. There is some leeway in these things. Every day I thank the Lord that I am not a Jets fan. Both are acceptable in today’s world. But technically, making a singular possessive requires an apostrophe s. Keynes is singular, so Keynes’s is the more appropriate form. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 1 hour ago, DC Tom said: And I would like to add: Your all idiots. Don't you mean morans? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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