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I watched the game home alone today via Sunday ticket.  Seem simple?  Consider the following:

 

Bills when I watch home alone: 5-0

Bills on local TV:  0-2

Bills when I watch not at home: 2-1

Bills when I watch with my daughter: 1-3 (She's 6 and I will kill you)

 

Now, be warned.  I have my Allen jersey coming in this week.  It might all fall apart and it will be entirely my fault

 

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I said this on another thread.

 

Before last week’s game, I bought a bottle of “Josh” Cab Sauv and left it down in the cellar.

 

Acting on input from fellow TBDians I drank it all.

 

I’m told now I need to buy at least 6 more bottles.

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1 minute ago, Hapless Bills Fan said:

I said this on another thread.

 

Before last week’s game, I bought a bottle of “Josh” Cab Sauv and left it down in the cellar.

 

Acting on input from fellow TBDians I drank it all.

 

I’m told now I need to buy at least 6 more bottles.

 

yes, you are now obligated or it's all your fault going forward

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Just now, Hapless Bills Fan said:

I said this on another thread.

 

Before last week’s game, I bought a bottle of “Josh” Cab Sauv and left it down in the cellar.

 

Acting on input from fellow TBDians I drank it all.

 

I’m told now I need to buy at least 6 more bottles.

 

I'm gonna need some photographic evidence of said, else it's time to march on you with heads on sticks!

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7 minutes ago, Virgil said:

I watched the game home alone today via Sunday ticket.  Seem simple?  Consider the following:

 

Bills when I watch home alone: 5-0

Bills on local TV:  0-2

Bills when I watch not at home: 2-1

Bills when I watch with my daughter: 1-3 (She's 6 and I will kill you)

 

Now, be warned.  I have my Allen jersey coming in this week.  It might all fall apart and it will be entirely my fault

 


same. Watched it alone on the TV at home and in real time (not DVR). I am pretty sure when you and I have the same routine, we are undefeated.  
 

I also kicked over a drink when Parker caught his long pass in the first Quarter. I am pretty sure we are undefeated when I knock over a drink. 

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Last week, for the first time all season I participated in the “predict the score” thread and predicted a win over the Browns. We won this week because I went back to not posting in predict the score. 

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7 minutes ago, SinceThe70s said:

 

I'm gonna need some photographic evidence of said, else it's time to march on you with heads on sticks!

 

Of the drinking, or the 6 bottles?

 

15 minutes ago, Virgil said:

I watched the game home alone today via Sunday ticket.  Seem simple?  Consider the following:

 

Bills when I watch home alone: 5-0

Bills on local TV:  0-2

Bills when I watch not at home: 2-1

Bills when I watch with my daughter: 1-3 (She's 6 and I will kill you)

 

Now, be warned.  I have my Allen jersey coming in this week.  It might all fall apart and it will be entirely my fault

 

 

I think we should discuss your record in the pick the score threads.  

It was 2-6 at one point, correct?  Now 2-8 or 3-7?

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Bill won because I wore my white Bills shirt I've had since 1991.  4-1 in that shirt this year.

 

Hate to wear it as it's so old, but it works.

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4 minutes ago, Hapless Bills Fan said:

 

Of the drinking, or the 6 bottles?

 

 

I think we should discuss your record in the pick the score threads.  

It was 2-6 at one point, correct?  Now 2-8 or 3-7?


I’m 4-6.  I accidentally picked the Bills to beat the Giants.  I should be 3-7

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18 minutes ago, Hapless Bills Fan said:

I said this on another thread.

 

Before last week’s game, I bought a bottle of “Josh” Cab Sauv and left it down in the cellar.

 

Acting on input from fellow TBDians I drank it all.

 

I’m told now I need to buy at least 6 more bottles.

Make it 9 or 10 bottles.

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...they were the better team.

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23 minutes ago, Hapless Bills Fan said:

I said this on another thread.

 

Before last week’s game, I bought a bottle of “Josh” Cab Sauv and left it down in the cellar.

 

Acting on input from fellow TBDians I drank it all.

 

I’m told now I need to buy at least 6 more bottles.

Josh Cab on sale at Sam's for $10.68--bought two tonight....

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Daboll was up in the box.  1-0!

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Because they are a good team and  can overcome mistakes against bad teams..

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My daughter attended the game. The only loss she’s ever witnessed live was the playoff game @Jax.

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I thought we were winning because of my ritual. I skipped one step and we lost. Another loss I skimped out on the step and we lost. Last week I wasnt at home and couldnt do thst step and we lost. Fot the Washington game I couldnt do any of thst step because I drove 4 hours to the game and we won. That step I skipped, skimped, and couldnt do because of absence was a project at home. Last Sunday after the loss my wife pointed out I have wore the same "nobody circled the wagons" shirt for every loss and only every loss. She knows what I wore our first date 30 years ago so dont ask. This week I intentionally skipped a project before the game, went hunting in the morning and sat in my chair with my Bills Zumbas and a regular tshirt to test the theory. I even skipped listening to the pregame to thicken the waters a bit.  The rest is history people! Considered it but decided against not wearing my Old Navy Pretzel boxers.  Im not dumb. Cant go that far. Lets keep winning Bills!

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8 hours ago, Hapless Bills Fan said:

I said this on another thread.

 

Before last week’s game, I bought a bottle of “Josh” Cab Sauv and left it down in the cellar.

 

Acting on input from fellow TBDians I drank it all.

 

I’m told now I need to buy at least 6 more bottles.

 

The key to successful drinking is to only have 1 or 10.

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They seem to play much better when I listen through my BT Headset. They play like crap when I use surround sound.

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