Koko78 Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 (edited) 20 minutes ago, B-Man said: NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE: Wise Men Actually Just Sent Gifts Using Free Amazon Prime Shipping, Scholars Now Believe. From the Babylon Bee, Bethlehem’s Newspaper of Record -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Edited December 3, 2019 by Koko78 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 Recently Pardoned Turkey Found Dead After Claiming To Have Dirt On Hillary Clinton 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedge Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 On 11/25/2019 at 12:39 PM, Foxx said: this has to be the funniest Babylon Bee article yet. wait...... https://twitter.com/RealSaavedra/status/1199037792078032896 'Perineum sunning' leaves Josh Brolin 'crazy burned' as doctors warn against viral wellness trend Quote “Tried this perineum sunning that I’ve been hearing about and my suggestion is DO NOT do it as long as I did. My pucker hole is crazy burned and I was going to spend the day shopping with my family and instead I’m icing and using aloe and burn creams because of the severity of the pain,” Brolin shared on Instagram, along with a string of curse words calling out the “stupid” trend that may in fact be detrimental to one’s health. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taro T Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 (edited) 16 hours ago, Hedge said: 'Perineum sunning' leaves Josh Brolin 'crazy burned' as doctors warn against viral wellness trend Has to be some sort of 'this is NOT how Thanos destroyed the Infinity Stones' joke to be made in there somewhere. Edited December 4, 2019 by Taro T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Deranged Rhino Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 https://mobile.twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1202769710447808513 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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B-Man Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 HEH: Rise Of Skywalker To Introduce First Lesbian AT-AT. From the Babylon Bee, the Galactic Empire’s Digital Newspaper of Record. (And worth clicking on for the Photoshop atop the page alone.) . 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 FROM AMERICA’S PAPER OF RECORD: ‘This Is The Detroit Lions And We’d Love To Sign You,’ Says Giggling Trump On Yet Another Prank Call To Colin Kaepernick. . 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 29 minutes ago, B-Man said: HEH: Rise Of Skywalker To Introduce First Lesbian AT-AT. From the Babylon Bee, the Galactic Empire’s Digital Newspaper of Record. (And worth clicking on for the Photoshop atop the page alone.) . Quote “Star Wars has always been about representing diversity.” Abrams said, “Whether it was giving all the white characters medals at the end of A New Hope, or the hilariously accurate Jewish and Caribbean stereotypes in The Phantom Menace, it’s important that everyone has a character they can relate to!” But they forgot the accurate Asian stereotypes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 6 hours ago, DC Tom said: Adding the twist that the women thought Jesus was the gardener after the resurrection? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1204819385870888961 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koko78 Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 2 hours ago, Foxx said: https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1204819385870888961 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 Snopes Fact-Checkers Demand White House Explain Trump’s Babylon Bee Tweet. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DC Tom Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 27 minutes ago, Deranged Rhino said: Bernie's going to hold up Beto. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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