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16 hours ago, DC Tom said:

 

In Jezebel's defense, they ran that to mock it.  It's a very "what the *****?" article.

Wait till their next dump. That sunburn is going to be a B word.

Edit note- the filter put in that.

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18 hours ago, Foxx said:

what i want to know is... who is this, metaphysicalmegan and does she bleach it?

 

I think the way it works is while she's lying there, a turtle-head pokes out and if it sees its shadow, then it's six more weeks of constipation.

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2 hours ago, Kevbeau said:

Think her neighbors are on board with this?

I'll get back to you on that. 

I plan to go out on my deck tomorrow morning and greet the morning sun like this. 

It's sure to be a big hit and to catch on quickly.

 

 

 

:lol:

 

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