TSNBDSC Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 Part_One Part_Two 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 Well, that’s at least two people having a very bad day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinceThe70s Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 Was the passengers name Ted Striker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 (edited) 8 minutes ago, SinceThe70s said: Was the passengers name Ted Striker? Edited October 22, 2019 by WhoTom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 Where was Otto Pilot: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasons1992 Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 He deserves a large glass of Bourbon after that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 To be honest, the plane was landing either way. The passenger just kept it in one piece. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 16 minutes ago, DC Tom said: To be honest, the plane was landing either way. The passenger just kept it in one piece. and Death kicked the can down the road Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasons1992 Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 55 minutes ago, DC Tom said: To be honest, the plane was landing either way. The passenger just kept it in one piece. There's the shining beacon of positivity I have come to expect! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOKIE Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 I hope for this opportunity every time I board. Damn straight i can land this pig! I have hundreds of hours of simulator time (real airline full motion simulators) - even smoothly landing a 777 on its roof. Simulators dont lie. Man that was a fun job!!! Spent more time ***** off pretending to fly than actually working. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 4 hours ago, Seasons1992 said: There's the shining beacon of positivity I have come to expect! Surely you jest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sherpa Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, BUFFALOKIE said: I hope for this opportunity every time I board. Damn straight i can land this pig! I have hundreds of hours of simulator time (real airline full motion simulators) - even smoothly landing a 777 on its roof. Simulators dont lie. Man that was a fun job!!! Spent more time ***** off pretending to fly than actually working. I've got a few thousand hours on the 777, and I'd like to know how you can "land it on it's roof." Such a thing is not possible in the real world. Where did you do this, and for who? Edited October 23, 2019 by sherpa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOKIE Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, sherpa said: I've got a few thousand hours on the 777, and I'd like to know how you can "land it on it's roof." Such a thing is not possible in the real world. Where did you do this, and for who? Flight Safety Simulator Systems DIvision Broken Arrow OK. That was the first 777 simulator. (1995) She was a hangar queen for at least the three three years while I was there. 777 can maintain altitude inverted, and according to 1997 software.......that was fun! The Bell 412 helicopter was even more fun.!!!!! I got fired, for having too much fun. Edited October 24, 2019 by BUFFALOKIE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sherpa Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 26 minutes ago, BUFFALOKIE said: Flight Safety Simulator Systems DIvision Broken Arrow OK. That was the first 777 simulator. (1995) She was a hangar queen for at least the three three years while I was there. 777 can maintain altitude inverted, and according to 1997 software.......that was fun! The Bell 412 helicopter was even more fun.!!!!! I got fired, for having too much fun. It can do so briefly, but such a thing is ridiculous, and it absolutely cannot be done for any period of time. I'm not sure how much time you have in the real world inverted, but such a thing requires -1G, which would not only make it nearly impossible to fly for anyone without a great deal of fighter experience, but the trash that would be in your eyes would be amazing. Your claim is that you could land it inverted, if that's what you meant by landing it "on the roof." Doing so would, of necessity, rip off the vertical stabilizer and shortly thereafter, the horizontal stabilizer, giving it no lateral or longitudinal control. If you could do this, and somehow survive, that would truly be amazing, and I guarantee the airplane wouldn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOKIE Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 1 hour ago, sherpa said: It can do so briefly, but such a thing is ridiculous, and it absolutely cannot be done for any period of time. I'm not sure how much time you have in the real world inverted, but such a thing requires -1G, which would not only make it nearly impossible to fly for anyone without a great deal of fighter experience, but the trash that would be in your eyes would be amazing. Your claim is that you could land it inverted, if that's what you meant by landing it "on the roof." Doing so would, of necessity, rip off the vertical stabilizer and shortly thereafter, the horizontal stabilizer, giving it no lateral or longitudinal control. If you could do this, and somehow survive, that would truly be amazing, and I guarantee the airplane wouldn't. I swear. That one time in the simulator Twas awesome! I had hundreds of nights in the sims Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOKIE Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 Agreed Sherpa, ridiculous, but a 777 can fly up side down and hold altitu *so says the sim Try it next time you are simming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sherpa Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 1 hour ago, BUFFALOKIE said: Agreed Sherpa, ridiculous, but a 777 can fly up side down and hold altitu *so says the sim Try it next time you are simming. I flew the thing for years, and am very familiar with the fuel system and items in the accessory gear box of the engines, like oil, hydraulics etc., and it can't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 5 hours ago, sherpa said: I've got a few thousand hours on the 777, and I'd like to know how you can "land it on it's roof." Such a thing is not possible in the real world. Where did you do this, and for who? Cool. I got to do an F-15E sim one time, that was fun. Don't think I exactly brought it in unscathed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOKIE Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 5 hours ago, sherpa said: I flew the thing for years, and am very familiar with the fuel system and items in the accessory gear box of the engines, like oil, hydraulics etc., and it can't. Yeah, well, who am I to believe? A 90's model computer, or a veteran pilot??? J/K, I dont doubt you, but the sim allowed it. Lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 4 hours ago, BUFFALOKIE said: Yeah, well, who am I to believe? A 90's model computer, or a veteran pilot??? J/K, I dont doubt you, but the sim allowed it. Lol. I'm sure that's a bug in the simulator software. Probably nobody thought to test a condition where the plane lands on its roof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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