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Do your balls hang low?

Do they wobble to and fro?

Can you tie them in a knot?

Can you tie them in a bow?

 

Do your balls hang low?

 

Do your balls hang low?

Do they itch like a bitc#?

Do they make a tinny clatter

when you're walking through a ditch?

 

Do your balls hang low?

 

I think I'll stop there.

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was originally dreamt up in a funny conversation between friends, before it more or less got out of hand

 

Out of hand. Clearly.

 

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The features include:

  • Ergonomically Cast For Comfort
  • Ultra soft Silicone Headrest
  • Sealed Water Tight
  • Emits Relaxing Air Bubbles
  • Battery Powered for Convenience and Mobility

 

 

 

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