ocemur Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 (edited) Sure, a new identity and move him someplace out of the way. Um, I don't want to tell the FBI or US Marshals how to do their job, but I think I see one small flaw in this plan. OK, where do you hide him? I say the parrot cage at the zoo. Edited September 24, 2019 by ocemur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/tekashi-6ix9ine-expected-enter-witness-195332580.html “Despite how connected we are, and the appetite for social media content in this country, there are places where, if this kid gets a haircut and wears normal clothes, no one would know or care who he is,” explained former F.B.I. official Jay Kramer. That said, the Times says it’s unlikely that the United States Marshals Service, which runs the witness protection program, would pay for the removal of 6ix9ine’s signature face tattoos. (His rainbow hair has faded to its natural color during his time in prison.) For now, Tekashi 6ix9ine can enjoy the protection of solitary confident behind bars. How much longer he remains there is dependent on whether the US District Attorney plans to use him as a witness in any other cases. While on the stand last week, 6ix9ine said he expects to be freed by early 2020. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 Don’t we all look alike? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 Advice: shave the eyebrows. It’s his only chance of not getting recognized. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 He needs one of those teeth whitening things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 I am so fu#$ing PROUD to say, I have absolutely no clue who this is or what it refers to. 7 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinceThe70s Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 Cover blown. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 Dudes a scumbag and shouldn’t get anything. He should rot in prison and get raped and murdered for ratting out everyone he knows. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nextmanup Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 2 hours ago, mrags said: Dudes a scumbag and shouldn’t get anything. He should rot in prison and get raped and murdered for ratting out everyone he knows. Are you some sort of criminal? Hate on this guy because he violated the code? LMAO. 4 hours ago, The Dean said: I am so fu#$ing PROUD to say, I have absolutely no clue who this is or what it refers to. That's 2 of us. 4 hours ago, The Dean said: I am so fu#$ing PROUD to say, I have absolutely no clue who this is or what it refers to. Turns out he's a 23 year old rapper from some NYC ***** hole neighborhood.... Real name is Daniel Hernandez. Appears to be some sort of mutant scumbag. Wife beater, child sex trafficker, that sort of thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy KGB Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 Shoot him in the head instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 What the actual? Who's that fool? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 (edited) 7 hours ago, SinceThe70s said: Cover blown. Why is Mr. Met not flipping the bird?! * What did he do to merit WPP? Blew the whistle on doctors’ offices and furniture stores playing background music without an ASCAP license? Edited September 25, 2019 by Ridgewaycynic2013 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 Change that 69 on his forehead to 88. Problem solved. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 (edited) 6 hours ago, Nextmanup said: Are you some sort of criminal? Hate on this guy because he violated the code? LMAO. That's 2 of us. Turns out he's a 23 year old rapper from some NYC ***** hole neighborhood.... Real name is Daniel Hernandez. Appears to be some sort of mutant scumbag. Wife beater, child sex trafficker, that sort of thing. I don’t like scumbag gang banging criminals. Especially fake ass ones that are rat bastards that aren’t really gangster at all and afraid of prison. Edited September 25, 2019 by mrags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 10 hours ago, SinceThe70s said: Cover blown. So he's a friend of Gugny? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 Just now, The Dean said: So he's a friend of Gugny? Or perhaps he is...? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 Whatdya think...AB and Tekashi6ix9ine in a reboot of ‘The Odd Couple’? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 McMurdo Station 7-11 clerk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 That Mets costume would be perfect disguise for the garbage rapper. Well except he still would be garbage but would blend in better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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