Happy Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 Only in FloriDAH "While I was outside my patrol vehicle, Megan and Aaron took their clothes off and started to have sex," the arresting deputy said in the arrest report. "When I opened up the door to stop them, Aaron was naked and Megan had her pants down where her vaginal area was visible. I also observed her bra was halfway off and her breasts were fully visible." https://www.yahoo.com/news/florida-couple-arrested-dui-charges-224936679.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 It sounded like good fun....until I saw the photos. My bad for looking. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuvian Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 i don't want the photos to spoil a good story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 After fleeing, he was arrested at the Cold Stone Creamery. Oh my. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 6 minutes ago, Augie said: It sounded like good fun....until I saw the photos. My bad for looking. Thank you for stopping me from clicking on the link ... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 2 minutes ago, BuffaloBill said: Thank you for stopping me from clicking on the link ... I have no one to blame but myself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke79 Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 34 minutes ago, Augie said: It sounded like good fun....until I saw the photos. My bad for looking. I'll never learn. Just like when I was a kid and my mom told me light bulbs were hot, but I had to touch one anyway......I went and clicked the stupid link. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Posted September 18, 2019 Author Share Posted September 18, 2019 45 minutes ago, Augie said: It sounded like good fun....until I saw the photos. My bad for looking. Oh yeah, that woman was not a looker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 1 minute ago, Happy Gilmore said: Oh yeah, that woman was not a looker. So, you liked the guy? Not that there’s anything wrong with that. ? (I’m hoping to avoid bad dreams tonight after that.) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 1 hour ago, stuvian said: i don't want the photos to spoil a good story Well then JUST DON’T LOOK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warcodered Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 (edited) Chapter 1 of Florida Mans origin story. "I was conceived in the back of a police car by my drunken parents." Edited September 18, 2019 by Warcodered 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 So let me see if I have this correct. They were drunk (obviously) but riding bicycles. Yes they were riding at night without lights, and I wish the cops pulled more people over for that (as with riding against traffic, on the sidewalk, not signaling turns--this goes for autos too, etc). But arrest them and put them into a police car? Seriously? For riding a bicycle drunk? I understand that it is illegal to peddle under the influence. But there is really not much of a chance of these cyclists killing anyone other than themselves. Shouldn't they just have been issued a citation? With that said, i have to ask, "is having sex in the backseat of a car against the law?" I get that it was in the back of a police car---but c'mon. That makes it hilarious. If the cop had half a sense of humor, he'd let them go simply because they were so outrageous. I mean, unless they called him a motherf$#%er or something, Full disclosure. I've broken these laws on many occasions. Riding a bicycle drunk? Absolutely. May do it again later this week. Sex in the backseat of a car? Not in awhile, unfortunately, but hell yes! Quick note: For those of you who don't know Fernandina Beach. It's a pretty quiet beach town, especially this time of year. I don't think they were on any major roads with much traffic, if that matters to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Posted September 18, 2019 Author Share Posted September 18, 2019 11 minutes ago, The Dean said: So let me see if I have this correct. They were drunk (obviously) but riding bicycles. Yes they were riding at night without lights, and I wish the cops pulled more people over for that (as with riding against traffic, on the sidewalk, not signaling turns--this goes for autos too, etc). But arrest them and put them into a police car? Seriously? For riding a bicycle drunk? I understand that it is illegal to peddle under the influence. But there is really not much of a chance of these cyclists killing anyone other than themselves. Shouldn't they just have been issued a citation? With that said, i have to ask, "is having sex in the backseat of a car against the law?" I get that it was in the back of a police car---but c'mon. That makes it hilarious. If the cop had half a sense of humor, he'd let them go simply because they were so outrageous. I mean, unless they called him a motherf$#%er or something, Full disclosure. I've broken these laws on many occasions. Riding a bicycle drunk? Absolutely. May do it again later this week. Sex in the backseat of a car? Not in awhile, unfortunately, but hell yes! Quick note: For those of you who don't know Fernandina Beach. It's a pretty quiet beach town, especially this time of year. I don't think they were on any major roads with much traffic, if that matters to you. Sex in the back of a car is lewd behavior/indecent exposure/ sex in public, which gets you arrested. The guy fled from the cops and was caught in back of an ice cream shop. The woman started to attack a deputy. All of the above is cause for arrest, even without the DUI charge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 9 minutes ago, Happy Gilmore said: Sex in the back of a car is lewd behavior/indecent exposure/ sex in public, which gets you arrested. The guy fled from the cops and was caught in back of an ice cream shop. The woman started to attack a deputy. All of the above is cause for arrest, even without the DUI charge. Honestly how often do you think people get arrested for sex in the backseat of the car? But mostly I was just kidding. However I actually wonder if it was necessary. And yes, after they were arrested and escaped, then they deserved getting arrested. No doubt. I'm not saying they couldn't be arrested for their original offense (or 2 offenses). But c'mon. Really? I think this may have been avoided with a little bit of police discretion and restraint. There is one big exception I can think of at the moment (I'm sure there are more). If they were recidivist trouble in that town with many incidents, I might see some reason for the escalation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sig1Hunter Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 Judging by the vinyl seat burns on her face, I’m guessing it was a rear end collision? Face down...something something...that’s the way he likes to...something something... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsherd Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 (edited) 5 hours ago, BuffaloBill said: Thank you for stopping me from clicking on the link ... I didn't listen.... ruined the story. Edited September 18, 2019 by billsherd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nextmanup Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 It looks like Ms. Mondanaro has a habit of sticking her face into ceiling fans. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 2 hours ago, Nextmanup said: It looks like Ms. Mondanaro has a habit of sticking her face into ceiling fans. I think the habit may also involve a little CRACK? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 10 hours ago, Augie said: I have no one to blame but myself! There is always someone to blame. Stop acting responsibly and join the blame game. Common man, give it a whirl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 5 hours ago, Nextmanup said: It looks like Ms. Mondanaro has a habit of sticking her face into ceiling fans. I laughed but screw you for posting pics ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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