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Gardner Minshew, Jax QB - savage (update Foles is back as Jags starter)


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17 hours ago, KayAdams said:

 

Do you even NFL, bruh?! I work at GMFB. I watch every game. Initially, I was skeptical like you. I thought he was merely the most transformative athlete this pro sport has ever seen in its illustrious 100-year history. But after Thursday night's game, I'm now convinced. He is the son of God, presumably back again this time to do good against the very dark forces that inhabit this beloved league of ours (Doug Marrone, Patriots, etc...). Will you bow down immediately and deliver your oath of fealty to Gardner Minshew, young GoBills808? Or will you continue to be a skeptical d!ck and pollute this message board with your heresy? Your choice. Make it a good one. As for me? I'm prepping my private parts in anticipation of Gardner's next mandate. Godspeed, GoBills808. Godspeed.


I respect the dedication to parody.

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