YoloinOhio Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 (edited) Fun read... they are doing this for each team https://thedraftnetwork.com/articles/how-the-buffalo-bills-won-super-bowl-54 Welcome to the best NFL offseason series you'll ever read -- that is, if you're like me, and you want nothing more than the blissful lie that your team will be good in 2019. How Your Team Won Super Bowl 54 will take you through each NFL franchise with one goal in mind: convincing you that there's at least one universe in which Your Team wins it all. I'm Doctor Strange, you're Tony Stark, the Avengers are Your Team, Thanos is...Bill Belichick? I've lost the metaphor. One thing's for sure: You'll die in the end. Your Team is going to win Super Bowl 54. BUFFALO BILLS I want you to shut your eyes. Shut your eyes, lean back, and go to your happy place: a peaceful beach, a serene forest lake, the Salvation Army pot in AT&T Stadium on Thanksgiving Day games. Let your mind empty and your consciousness wander. Now bring it back and imagine the sheer multitude of Josh Allen tweets that will have to be deleted if he wins the Super Bowl for the Bills in 2019. Consider their vastness, their variety, their elegance. How carefree their authors were when they were sculpted, without a second thought cast into the unforgetting annals of Twitter.com and its inglorious search function. They sprouted across the interwebs like baby rabbits peeking out of their hidey-holes, innumerable, adorable, harmless. But when they mass...I mean, we might actually break the internet when we delete the tweets (or, conversely, RT them at a record-setting pace). Edited September 5, 2019 by YoloinOhio 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnnycage46 Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 I made the mistake of clicking on the article author's twitter picture and man...is he punchable! 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted September 5, 2019 Author Share Posted September 5, 2019 19 minutes ago, Johnnycage46 said: I made the mistake of clicking on the article author's twitter picture and man...is he punchable! Absolutely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whatdrought Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 1 hour ago, Johnnycage46 said: I made the mistake of clicking on the article author's twitter picture and man...is he punchable! You don't get that premature receding hairline without your head getting dipped in a couple toilets along the way... 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 he looks as if he is wearing a wig that was glued to his head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeGOATski Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 No love for Levi Wallace, huh.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayray808 Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 He looks like a portrait my daughter would draw (she is in the 1st grade) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted September 5, 2019 Author Share Posted September 5, 2019 14 minutes ago, LeGOATski said: No love for Levi Wallace, huh.... I guess the writer didn’t realize we do indeed have an alternative to Levi (K Johnson) though i don’t really get the shade for either him or Lorax. Lorax is older but graded out really well last year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfan1959 Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 23 minutes ago, whatdrought said: You don't get that premature receding hairline without your head getting dipped in a couple toilets along the way... Yep. My guess is he will be completely bald by the time he reaches puberty... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whatdrought Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 12 minutes ago, billsfan1959 said: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wiz Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 Hell we got better odds than the avengers and they pulled it off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forward Progress Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 52 minutes ago, The Wiz said: Hell we got better odds than the avengers and they pulled it off! Spoiler Alert!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wiz Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 8 minutes ago, Forward Progress said: Spoiler Alert!!! That's the real reason shady was cut. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forward Progress Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 Just now, The Wiz said: That's the real reason shady was cut. Honestly, Shady got off lightly for that offense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badassgixxer05 Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 3 hours ago, Johnnycage46 said: I made the mistake of clicking on the article author's twitter picture and man...is he punchable! Don't worry, I'm sure someone has stuffed him in a locker or two for ya already. ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 6 hours ago, teef said: he looks as if he is wearing a wig that was glued to his head. He looks like Adolph Hitler going through puberty. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 6 hours ago, billsfan1959 said: He’s looks like the punchline of a Conan “If they mated” sketch featuring the biggest geek in high school and a Q-tip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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