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1 hour ago, Jimmy Spagnola said:

Take your turn to laugh it up a little.  Not too much if you like your teeth though.  Youse is having a good season and I think still gets to go to the playoffs even with all the injured guys you'll have after Sunday.

 

I learned this year that coaching is more important than I thought.  The Jets gotta ton of talent but the bug eyed freak screwed it all up at first.  He don't have no inner personal skills so guys got pissed off and played crappy for most of the season.  Meantime youse has a below average coach stupid enough to trade Shady and got not much talent and look at you.  I guess I'm gonna root for you in the playoffs since this is your one chance for a long time and somebody's gotta beat that Nancy boy Brady.  Mightas we'll be you.

 

Watch out Sunday though cuz the Jets is playing good now and will probably beat you pretty easy.  My boy Anderson might take out Howdy Doody or whatever your QB is calling himself.  

 

I dont know know if the Jets is gonna fire the stupid coach cuz maybe he can get some players who is gonna do what he wants.  I got mixed feelings cuz he screwed up a great team but then again a coach can't put up with stupid stuff like a QB missing a month cuz he finally got a girl to kiss him. I coulda showed Sam a place or two where he coulda got all of the diseases outa the way at once.  BEFORE the season too.

 

This year was a headache but we is probably gonna win the division for about the next 10 so if that what it takes.  Good luck with your one shot.

 

P.S. Jets JEts JETs JETS

Jimmy, welcome back!

 

One thing is for sure, youse guys are going to continue to suck as long as Gase is your coach. Gase is going to ruin Sammy D worse than Mono did. You should promote the Bounty Hunter [Greggggggg Williams] to HC. While he sucked years ago as the Bills HC, he did a good job last year with the Browns.

 

No biggie if youse guys win on Sunday as we'll be playing our backups for most of the game. As long as the Bills catch the PIA (Patriots Intelligence Agency) in stands this weekend and at Houston next week so they can't get any spy footage on us, we'll take care of Marsha and Cheatriots in the playoffs.

 

Happy New Year Tough Guy!! 

 

P.S. - J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS… S-U-C-K SUCK SUCK SUCK!!!  GO BILLS!!

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2 hours ago, Jimmy Spagnola said:

Take your turn to laugh it up a little.  Not too much if you like your teeth though.  Youse is having a good season and I think still gets to go to the playoffs even with all the injured guys you'll have after Sunday.

 

I learned this year that coaching is more important than I thought.  The Jets gotta ton of talent but the bug eyed freak screwed it all up at first.  He don't have no inner personal skills so guys got pissed off and played crappy for most of the season.  Meantime youse has a below average coach stupid enough to trade Shady and got not much talent and look at you.  I guess I'm gonna root for you in the playoffs since this is your one chance for a long time and somebody's gotta beat that Nancy boy Brady.  Mightas we'll be you.

 

Watch out Sunday though cuz the Jets is playing good now and will probably beat you pretty easy.  My boy Anderson might take out Howdy Doody or whatever your QB is calling himself.  

 

I dont know know if the Jets is gonna fire the stupid coach cuz maybe he can get some players who is gonna do what he wants.  I got mixed feelings cuz he screwed up a great team but then again a coach can't put up with stupid stuff like a QB missing a month cuz he finally got a girl to kiss him. I coulda showed Sam a place or two where he coulda got all of the diseases outa the way at once.  BEFORE the season too.

 

This year was a headache but we is probably gonna win the division for about the next 10 so if that what it takes.  Good luck with your one shot.

 

P.S. Jets JEts JETs JETS

Love it.. Happy to see you stick to your guns and have blind faith in that roster. Sorry buddy you’re not actually that talented over there and that was obvious to everyone but Jet fans before the season. That offensive line was never going to survive . Not sure any coach is taking that roster to the playoffs. Good news is you get a decent draft pick AGAIN to take the best defensive linemen you can find so you can keep the revolving door going ??? 

Seriously though you are the most entertaining troll I’ve seen visit us 

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2 hours ago, Jimmy Spagnola said:

Take your turn to laugh it up a little.  Not too much if you like your teeth though.  Youse is having a good season and I think still gets to go to the playoffs even with all the injured guys you'll have after Sunday.

 

I learned this year that coaching is more important than I thought.  The Jets gotta ton of talent but the bug eyed freak screwed it all up at first.  He don't have no inner personal skills so guys got pissed off and played crappy for most of the season.  Meantime youse has a below average coach stupid enough to trade Shady and got not much talent and look at you.  I guess I'm gonna root for you in the playoffs since this is your one chance for a long time and somebody's gotta beat that Nancy boy Brady.  Mightas we'll be you.

 

Watch out Sunday though cuz the Jets is playing good now and will probably beat you pretty easy.  My boy Anderson might take out Howdy Doody or whatever your QB is calling himself.  

 

I dont know know if the Jets is gonna fire the stupid coach cuz maybe he can get some players who is gonna do what he wants.  I got mixed feelings cuz he screwed up a great team but then again a coach can't put up with stupid stuff like a QB missing a month cuz he finally got a girl to kiss him. I coulda showed Sam a place or two where he coulda got all of the diseases outa the way at once.  BEFORE the season too.

 

This year was a headache but we is probably gonna win the division for about the next 10 so if that what it takes.  Good luck with your one shot.

 

P.S. Jets JEts JETs JETS

Welcome back in Spags!

 

New coach, new unis, same poor results for Gang Green!

 

Funniest Jets moment besides Gase's introductory press conference was Robbie Anderson's threatening to sexually abuse a cop's wife while being arrested in 2018.  Classic NYJ behavior.  

 

And the classlessness of organization is best demonstrated by their fining Enunwa.  That's it, make an example of your bravest soldier!

 

Just End The Season already

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10 hours ago, SydneyBillsFan said:

Fancy being trolled by a dopey New York City Eyetie who follows the Jets.

 

Although I must say that throwing barbs at others on line is in keeping with the standard level of Italian bravery....which, incidentally, reminds me of a classical ad from a 1950's British trading post:

 

FOR SALE

 

Genuine Italian WW2 army rifle

 

Never fired, only dropped once

Eyetie?  Your attempt at slurring Italians falls short and into the 1950s Archie Bunker mindset.  Troll on troll.    

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3 hours ago, Jimmy Spagnola said:

Take your turn to laugh it up a little.  Not too much if you like your teeth though.  Youse is having a good season and I think still gets to go to the playoffs even with all the injured guys you'll have after Sunday.

 

I learned this year that coaching is more important than I thought.  The Jets gotta ton of talent but the bug eyed freak screwed it all up at first.  He don't have no inner personal skills so guys got pissed off and played crappy for most of the season.  Meantime youse has a below average coach stupid enough to trade Shady and got not much talent and look at you.  I guess I'm gonna root for you in the playoffs since this is your one chance for a long time and somebody's gotta beat that Nancy boy Brady.  Mightas we'll be you.

 

Watch out Sunday though cuz the Jets is playing good now and will probably beat you pretty easy.  My boy Anderson might take out Howdy Doody or whatever your QB is calling himself.  

 

I dont know know if the Jets is gonna fire the stupid coach cuz maybe he can get some players who is gonna do what he wants.  I got mixed feelings cuz he screwed up a great team but then again a coach can't put up with stupid stuff like a QB missing a month cuz he finally got a girl to kiss him. I coulda showed Sam a place or two where he coulda got all of the diseases outa the way at once.  BEFORE the season too.

 

This year was a headache but we is probably gonna win the division for about the next 10 so if that what it takes.  Good luck with your one shot.

 

P.S. Jets JEts JETs JETS

Nice job trolling.
How do we know?

While his use of typical Bronx lingo, like 'youse' is authentic, the fact that he can actually write well and uses proper punctuation shows us he is far above an ACTUAL Yets fan.

Jimmy is stirring the pot and making a fine mix of it.

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On 9/4/2019 at 8:44 PM, Jimmy Spagnola said:

What's up fellas! I been havin a busy summer this year with some people gettin uppity and whatnot and I just realized the football season is comin up.  I been following the Jets like usual and I knew they was gonna be real good but I had no idea how easy it was gonna be until this week.  

 

I heard the Dolphins pretty much traded their whole team away and have that goofball that used to play for both our teams startin.  That don't matter much though cuz the Jets was gonna win dat anyway.  What supprised me was that your team team decided to tank and they traded the best player they got.  Why did your idiot GM do that?  I mean you guys mighta won 5-6 games if you kept Shady.   Now what maybe 2?  I think the Dolphins is gonna beat you out for Tua even then and youse are stuck again.

 

My cousin Angelo got some tickets for the opening week and invited me so I'm goin.  I asked him who we was playin and he was laughing so hard I couldn't make it out but then I looked in the paper and I seen it was youse.  You guys know I like you and all but I gotta admit I'm gonna enjoy the beat down.  It's been a long Summer since the last time we smacked you or anyone else.  I also seen we're playing you at the end and I won't be goin to that because it must be gonna be about minus 100 by then way up there.  Plus the Jets is probably gonna have home field locked up.  

 

So good luck after this week if you have any healthy players left and I hope you beat the Patriots even though I have a feelin we won't be needin no help.

 

 

P.S J-e-t-s JEts JETs JETS

 

How did that workout for ya ?????

jests S.U.C.K  suck suck suck 

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4 hours ago, Jimmy Spagnola said:

Take your turn to laugh it up a little.  Not too much if you like your teeth though.  Youse is having a good season and I think still gets to go to the playoffs even with all the injured guys you'll have after Sunday.

 

I learned this year that coaching is more important than I thought.  The Jets gotta ton of talent but the bug eyed freak screwed it all up at first.  He don't have no inner personal skills so guys got pissed off and played crappy for most of the season.  Meantime youse has a below average coach stupid enough to trade Shady and got not much talent and look at you.  I guess I'm gonna root for you in the playoffs since this is your one chance for a long time and somebody's gotta beat that Nancy boy Brady.  Mightas we'll be you.

 

Watch out Sunday though cuz the Jets is playing good now and will probably beat you pretty easy.  My boy Anderson might take out Howdy Doody or whatever your QB is calling himself.  

 

I dont know know if the Jets is gonna fire the stupid coach cuz maybe he can get some players who is gonna do what he wants.  I got mixed feelings cuz he screwed up a great team but then again a coach can't put up with stupid stuff like a QB missing a month cuz he finally got a girl to kiss him. I coulda showed Sam a place or two where he coulda got all of the diseases outa the way at once.  BEFORE the season too.

 

This year was a headache but we is probably gonna win the division for about the next 10 so if that what it takes.  Good luck with your one shot.

 

P.S. Jets JEts JETs JETS

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SPAGS! Welcome back! I see NY’s Finest let you out for the holiday. Assuming there were no sexual favors returned, that’s Great! 

Say ‘Hi!’ to Mamma for us and don’t let her watch the game Sunday. The poor lady already has a broken heart..

 

Happy News Year, Jimmy!

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12 hours ago, SydneyBillsFan said:

Fancy being trolled by a dopey New York City Eyetie who follows the Jets.

 

Although I must say that throwing barbs at others on line is in keeping with the standard level of Italian bravery....which, incidentally, reminds me of a classical ad from a 1950's British trading post:

 

FOR SALE

 

Genuine Italian WW2 army rifle

 

Never fired, only dropped once

 

That is Friggin hilarious !!!

 

 

 

4 hours ago, Jimmy Spagnola said:

Take your turn to laugh it up a little.  Not too much if you like your teeth though.  Youse is having a good season and I think still gets to go to the playoffs even with all the injured guys you'll have after Sunday.

 

I learned this year that coaching is more important than I thought.  The Jets gotta ton of talent but the bug eyed freak screwed it all up at first.  He don't have no inner personal skills so guys got pissed off and played crappy for most of the season.  Meantime youse has a below average coach stupid enough to trade Shady and got not much talent and look at you.  I guess I'm gonna root for you in the playoffs since this is your one chance for a long time and somebody's gotta beat that Nancy boy Brady.  Mightas we'll be you.

 

Watch out Sunday though cuz the Jets is playing good now and will probably beat you pretty easy.  My boy Anderson might take out Howdy Doody or whatever your QB is calling himself.  

 

I dont know know if the Jets is gonna fire the stupid coach cuz maybe he can get some players who is gonna do what he wants.  I got mixed feelings cuz he screwed up a great team but then again a coach can't put up with stupid stuff like a QB missing a month cuz he finally got a girl to kiss him. I coulda showed Sam a place or two where he coulda got all of the diseases outa the way at once.  BEFORE the season too.

 

This year was a headache but we is probably gonna win the division for about the next 10 so if that what it takes.  Good luck with your one shot.

 

P.S. Jets JEts JETs JETS

 

 

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13 hours ago, Jimmy Spagnola said:

Take your turn to laugh it up a little.  Not too much if you like your teeth though.  Youse is having a good season and I think still gets to go to the playoffs even with all the injured guys you'll have after Sunday.

 

I learned this year that coaching is more important than I thought.  The Jets gotta ton of talent but the bug eyed freak screwed it all up at first.  He don't have no inner personal skills so guys got pissed off and played crappy for most of the season.  Meantime youse has a below average coach stupid enough to trade Shady and got not much talent and look at you.  I guess I'm gonna root for you in the playoffs since this is your one chance for a long time and somebody's gotta beat that Nancy boy Brady.  Mightas we'll be you.

 

Watch out Sunday though cuz the Jets is playing good now and will probably beat you pretty easy.  My boy Anderson might take out Howdy Doody or whatever your QB is calling himself.  

 

I dont know know if the Jets is gonna fire the stupid coach cuz maybe he can get some players who is gonna do what he wants.  I got mixed feelings cuz he screwed up a great team but then again a coach can't put up with stupid stuff like a QB missing a month cuz he finally got a girl to kiss him. I coulda showed Sam a place or two where he coulda got all of the diseases outa the way at once.  BEFORE the season too.

 

This year was a headache but we is probably gonna win the division for about the next 10 so if that what it takes.  Good luck with your one shot.

 

P.S. Jets JEts JETs JETS

I think you should change your username to Spagstrodamus since you make such accurate predictions.  Oh wait.  Forget I said that.

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